The other morning I woke up to find my bedroom curtains open a few inches. I don't remember opening them and I usually keep them closed all the time. Strange.

Twaddlefish wrote:I hate my job. I hate the house I live in because the other two guys have no concept of cleanliness and their idea of a guy's night in is watching Star Trek . . .

What's your idea of a guys night in?

Would you do Elle McPherson at 44?

Comin' outta nowhere, drivin' like rain

NeglectedField wrote:

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:

Bit of a man-face, no?

Isn't she bi?

Big D wrote:

Big D is impressed with the contents of the new Rammstein boxed set

The other night I watched the original Bedazzled with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. Even now I laugh when I think of the part where Moore is in the nunnery and keeps blowing raspberries

I've not seen the remake but I imagine it's not as good.

Hmmmm, there is a riff in 'Black Sabbath' by Black Sabbath which is I think identical to one in 'The Moor' by Opeth, it even repeats for about the same amount of time :o Wonder who copied it off whom? :eyes: :rolleyes: That just happens to be the origanl fundamental metal riff! It was based on the ...

Rickles_the_Mighty wrote:All recent ones of me are from Wacken and Bloodstock where I was very, very drunk and so unsuitable for posting.

Au contraire!

The 'Old Photos' and 'Who You Are' threads tend to get clogged with miscellaneous pictures so I thought it better to have this separate thread in the Bloodstock Arms.

I'll get around to posting one but in the meantime you can feast your eyes upon . . .

Jobdone wrote:I was pondering that too.

But in less of philosophical sense, and more in a walking down the street "Shit, will that womans hot daughter look as horrible as her when she's older" kind of way.

You've got the upshot of it!

This quote by an internet philosopher called Psyconaut:

"The mind is a murky mirror reflecting reality. If turned upon itself it will reflect off into infinity, like what happens when you direct a webcam at the screen."

It reminded me not to get too introspective!

Ageing freaks me out. Looking at old people thinking they were once young then looking at young people and thinking they are going to be old. Past generations, future generations; the cycle of life forever spinning but going nowhere. Life is like a slow-moving horror film where everyone over the age...

There are always college kids in the town centre at lunch time, usually wearing T-shirts of Kerrang!-approved bands but today I saw a lad with a Sonata Arctica one and congratulated him on his good taste. He didn't seem too embarrased

Jack smiled as he lay down under the willow tree and licked his lips, for he had just devoured a big fucking blackberry pie!