peypea wrote:Nah Jamjar, your tits are too big to go without one

Tet wrote:Perhaps so, but you've neglected the critical point there, Jamie. Do you have to wear a bra? Enquiring minds want to know...

I could if you wanted me to..

You've really never heard anyone call someone else a gobshite before? No, I have, I just didn't think it was specifically an Irish thing. I thought gobshite was exclusively Irish? It's like knob'ead, outside of Manchester nobody really uses it so it's allowed on the BBC. Apparently so.. though now ...

peypea wrote:I am on holiday. I am soooo drunk and hot and it is amazing.

Fuck you, it's cold and snowing and I'm sober

Apparently people are causing a bit of a fuss cause Myleen Klass (whoever the fuck that is) used the "vulgar Irish term" gobshite on countdown as an eight letter word. Since when was that an Irish word? Or have I missed something..

For some daft reason I've decided to try 100% Cs:Go. Let's see how far though the 167 achievements I get before I give up

That's fucking ridiculous. They know fine rightly the only places on that line you can buy a ticket in advance are Bangor, Central, Botanic and Great Victoria Street. That's why there's a conductor on the train with a fucking ticket machine! Typical Translink being useless :rolleyes: That's why I l...

I don't deal with the appeals side of things but I do from time to time deal with complaints about the conduct of revenue protection officers on trains. Pretty much every account of their behaviour has been negative Correct. I was trying to buy a ticket at the time. But no, that's not allowed. Here...

VirginInvader wrote:My mate gave me these hangover pills last night, and they actually worked. Got absolutely mangled on Bucky last night, and felt absolutely fine getting up for work

Did you not post earlier that you were still drunk when you went to work? That may be part of it as well

So the Titanfall 2... Umm I mean the CoD Black Ops 3 trailer looks like the same old shit again, which is hardly surprising. Would be nice to see them do something new with the franchise, but you can hardly blame them for sticking with the same stuff whenever every kid goes mental for it. https://ww...

Have to walk into town, sit on a bus for ages (and the same back) and stand at some shit local football match in the pissing rain to go do my Mum's work for her cause she can't be bothered and is going to a friends house instead.

Came home from chilling at a friends house playing xbox and shit like that. Mum is sitting in the front room, called me in and started going "You're hammered aren't you? You're fucking wankered" umm no, I've not had anything to drink... "Bullshit! Look at you, you're fucked!" Yes...

Lies! Tayto are the best crisps! They're Irish, if we know anything it's potatoes ffs

Probably taste like shite from Home Bargain cause all the food they sell is pretty much at it's expiration date, hence why it's so cheap. That and I've never been keen on salt and vinegar crisps anyway..

keera_envenomed wrote:

JamieH wrote:Can you really call it a neck like when it's half way down her chebs?

*puts on sewing hat* Indeed you can - it's called a scoop neckline. I think you can guess why.

I still don't know the difference between leggings and tights, you really think I'd know that shit?

Hey, our crisps (Tayto) are still the right colour That's actually a fairly recent packet design as well.