how many times i said "fuck off I have a girl friend" tonight , only after letting them buy me a drink that is

P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks
http://www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739

Twaddlefish wrote:Two problems;
1) I wasn't interested, because she was a bit of a minger
2) I recognised her handwriting and sat next to her in every class because of alphabetical seating.

Now I've decided her surname was Munter due to those two facts.

ah, unlucky


I got a RROD on xmas day just as I was given Fable III , Black ops and RDR Undead Nightmare
did the towel trick and it's been working since

Black Swan was amazing It is, isn't it? But, WMMHT... I ordered a core Xbox 360 to replace my busted one, and it's been shipped today, so soon I'll finally be finishing Prototype and getting to play AC: Brotherhood. :D if it's just the red ring of death thats fucking up your xbox, try the towel tri...

Littlemissmetal wrote:

Twaddlefish wrote:Don't encourage her!

If your Valentine's Day present turns out to be a set of rollers, blame Kate, not me

Pffft Valentine's Day, what a load of wank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhaxLQNG4AY&feature=player_embedded

went to have a shave today but couldn't be arsed using a razor cause it'd been a few weeks since I shaved and it'd taken bloody ages. So I used one of those jobbies people use for shaving their head :P :lol: Individuals can buy those? :o I definitely need one, I'm the kind of lazy person who shaves...

Black Ops Arcade is awesome!

If anybody doesn't know how to get it:

At main menu keep pressing the 2 trigger buttons till you stand up
walk around the back of the chair to the computer
type "DOA" and hit enter

went to have a shave today but couldn't be arsed using a razor cause it'd been a few weeks since I shaved and it'd taken bloody ages. So I used one of those jobbies people use for shaving their head

RB2610 wrote:It seems that downing several glasses of white wine after a couple of pints and a day and a half without eating gets me very drunk effectively and makes me talk with an apparently both amusing and attractive posh accent o_0

He said while getting fucked in the pooper

Mum thinking she's being helpful but not listening to what I'm saying so she's just being annoying as fuck. Told her i'm going back up to Belfast a day earlier cause I have a meeting in the dole office. One of those ones where you just talk to the personal adviser and they ask you how your getting o...

I had a really weird dream where I was singing for Helloween at a gig in my old primary school canteen back in the 80's or something so I had the crazy hair and everything. My Dad kept popping up, looking at me and tutting :lol:. Everybody I was walking past kept saying shit like "holy fuck I c...

Chillin' with my hommie laurence llewelyn bowen

Bisset wrote:I particularly liked making the whorehouse instead of the school. That's how I'd run the world!

that's the only "bad" option I went for