What made you Lol Today?

[Tet]

Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. selling his piece of shit Pontiac Firebird

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/4373801631.html

Uhhhh... wow. I'm a pretty competent mechanic and I'm not afraid of taking on project vehicles. But that one needs a lot of work. The asking price is a joke.

[Jobdone]

Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. selling his piece of shit Pontiac Firebird

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/4373801631.html

Uhhhh... wow. I'm a pretty competent mechanic and I'm not afraid of taking on project vehicles. But that one needs a lot of work. The asking price is a joke.

I know nothing about cars, and even I know that shit is hardcore fucked up.

[WorMzy]

One of the disks in one of the arrays at work has gone faulty, and is reporting it's capacity as 600 PB (600,332,565,813,390,450 bytes). In any case, mdadm doesn't like it, and has spat it out. Fortunately this is a RAID1 with a hot spare, so the data's safe, the capacity reading just made me chuckle.

[Moonburp]

Turned on the radio and was listening to what I thought was a parody of the House of Commons and was laughing along.

Then it turns out it was real life and PMQT. I've seen better behaviour in a classroom. When there's a substitute teacher. Who's asleep.

[Jobdone]

House of Commons is fucking jokes man.

It's just elaborately worded mega-burns and people going "OOOOH" in the background.

I love it.

[GetToTheChoppar]

Yeah, PMQs is great. It's worth watching it just to hear Ed Miliband repeatedly say "Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker..."

[metalsam]

Turned on the radio and was listening to what I thought was a parody of the House of Commons and was laughing along.

Then it turns out it was real life and PMQT. I've seen better behaviour in a classroom. When there's a substitute teacher. Who's asleep.

This always pisses me off.

[Moonburp]

What do you expect when most of the major politicians are ex public schoolboys that haven't done a proper days work in their lives?

I'd disagree with that tbh. While their actions and motivations may be questionable, I'm sure they work very hard.

[skull-wart]

Probably. Shame that half of their notions of work are deluded.

[keera_envenomed]

Probably. Shame that half of their notions of work are deluded.

What do you actually know about the work that MPs do?

[skull-wart]

Probably. Shame that half of their notions of work are deluded.

What do you actually know about the work that MPs do?

I wasn't talking about the work MP's do. I was just saying that they're generally unfair to the unemployed.

[Womble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlT_6pdn_rM

The captions make it perfect.

[Tet]

[Womble]

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

... Nothing.

[Jim]

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

... Nothing.

*cough* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Whitmire