What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:57 pm

Yeah forum changed so did the rules. It clearly states in the forum terms and conditions that if I am put on the pints owed list for no reason the responsible mods owe me three each. Unless the mod has long hair or wears a black tshirt then its an extra two. If I have over 10000 posts I get an extra one for my loyality. If the day of the week ends in day that trebles the pints owed. Quoting the terms and conditions accurately is another pint so by my calculations I am owed somewhere in the region of a billion pints.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:23 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:43 am

I was lent a game on Thursday and I have completed it already. Mate was asking me how the fuck? Seriously...? I have been known to complete games on hardest setting in an afternoon. Fucker doesn't know me at all. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:23 pm

A policeman friend from school sent me a video of him taking a brick to the head on The Twelfth. I shouldn't laugh, but it's just too funny. And he's loving being off on sick pay from it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:59 pm

Was out for a meal with the extended family earlier at a Creole restaurant and my sister ordered something called "Plantation Tart", and while debating whether or not it's insensitive to name a dish after a facet of the slave trade my grandad looks down at his whole fried duck and exclaims "mine is a slave judging from the fucking size of it!"
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby WorMzy » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:46 am

:lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:59 am

First, hilarious, second, what the fuck is a plantation tart? Tart covered in whipped cream? (Otherwise known as a good night with -insert forum user here-'s mum wakka wakka)
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:48 am

Jobdone wrote:First, hilarious, second, what the fuck is a plantation tart? Tart covered in whipped cream? (Otherwise known as a good night with Joe's mum wakka wakka)

Might it have just been a misspelling of the worth plantain? I remember seeing something where waiters would slip up when pronouncing Mesclun as Mescaline.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:09 am

Nope, definitely said plantation. Just a vegi puff pastry tart really. Plantain tarts are kind of like a Jamaican sweet turnover/pasty thing aren't they? I don't know much about Jamaican cooking other than jerk chicken and rice n peas.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:11 am

Plantain is a fruit that a bit like a banana, but can be cooked and used almost like a potato
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:40 pm

WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:13 am

Jobdone wrote:WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.


Oh god that cards one is hilariously awful :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:43 am

keera_envenomed wrote:
Jobdone wrote:WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.


Oh god that cards one is hilariously awful :lol:


I seriously want some awful backprint on it. Just solidfy it's state as a top trumps metal shitter.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:18 pm

:lol: Fucking Katie Hopkins.


http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/j ... MP=soc_567

Straight up made a career out of being an internet troll.

I fully expect her next column to be in greentext.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:57 pm

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