What made you Lol Today?

[Tet]

She might have got away with this in the '70s when everyone was on acid. But not so much in 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsgMbxyDmCY

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

We've got them all over the place here.

Yeah, but not combined with that much air pollution!

[Gandalf the Red]

"We are not afraid!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4vi9zW ... e=youtu.be

LAMB OF GOD Cancels Remaining European Tour Dates Due To 'Security Concerns'

Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/lamb-o ... 67eugO8.99
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/lamb-o ... -concerns/

This is after cancelling the gig half an hour before and leaving all the fans outside the venue to the mercy of any AK47 wielding nutters that may have been in the area.

[Bizza]

[NeglectedField]

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/d ... paign=i100

[Nantha]

"We are not afraid!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4vi9zW ... e=youtu.be

LAMB OF GOD Cancels Remaining European Tour Dates Due To 'Security Concerns'

Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/lamb-o ... 67eugO8.99
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/lamb-o ... -concerns/

This is after cancelling the gig half an hour before and leaving all the fans outside the venue to the mercy of any AK47 wielding nutters that may have been in the area.

Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Got all the Foo Fighters gear just sitting in the warehouse now after they cancelled the tour for the same reason.
I mean it wouldn't have been easy getting through borders after the stuff went down in Paris, but they seemed all too eager to cancel straight off rather than at least try and make some of the dates. bah.

[Turbo]

9 girls, 13 threesomes.

[Gandalf the Red]

Kitties.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34897645

[Tet]

I'm fairly sure that shortly before the start of this video, the phrase "hold my beer" was uttered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNV5-SZqfmg

[Gandalf the Red]

Now it's Five Finger Death Punch cancelling gigs due to "internet rumours".

I can understand not playing France or Belgium at the moment. But the other gigs are probably as safe as anywhere, even the US. With only four dates left and two of those in France and Belgium then I reckon they'll just sod off home.

How come it's the "tough guy" bands that are always the first to cancel though?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34898919

[thehairyone]

This is very, very, VERY NSFW... but the Argentine version of Strictly. It's a bit different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZPML5 ... u.be&t=340

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Ran into a friend in the bar last night who asked if I could come sit with her because she was on a really awkward Tinder date, and then in her desperation tried to set this dullard guy up with me instead.

[Tet]

This is very, very, VERY NSFW.

Too many "very"s there. It's somewhat NSFW, but not massively so. It's acceptable in my workplace, for example...

[WorMzy]

Warning: big spider pic

http://news.sky.com/story/1594785/mans- ... lice-calls

Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?

Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.

Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.

Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?

Male: It was a spider.

Police: Sorry??

Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police: What about the woman screaming?

Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.

[Tet]

It's a few years old now, but I saw someone link to this again today. Still funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mE_-BV7mg