What's freaking you out?

[Jobdone]

You've got better vision than me then, we had hail this morning

[Turbo]

Its more tropical in the Midlands than in Welsh Wales.

[NeglectedField]

So there's a cricket pitch behind the college behind my house and they've just erected at least one set of floodlights. At 80 odd feet tall towering over the college building, they look so menacing. Not sure I like it.

[Metalchemyst]

^

[NeglectedField]

Basically.

Total change of subject. I just went onto the Vodafone site to see what my upgrade options were, used the chat function, chatted ages about my options, not realising that the chat folks can sell you phones, ended up unintentionally stringing this poor dear along to the point she was like "ok here's your agreement, type AGREE to confirm your acceptance", explained I was only looking for advice. She must have been effing and blinding at her screen

So yeah I'm either an idiot or a bad person, or both.

[Metalchemyst]

No, no. It is the sales culture which is evil.

[Danroush]

Not warm enough yet, still only about 2/3 degrees in the mornings, then there's the horrible cold but sunny time around 11 where parts of the body are cold but others are sweaty because of the sun on them.

[Turbo]

Pussy is the strangest thing I have ever tasted. Says its passion fruit and lime, all I can taste is cinnamon.

[Tet]

Pussy is the strangest thing I have ever tasted.

There is no way that quote won't end up in someone's signature!

[Turbo]

I read Anias signature the other week and it reminded me that I had forgotten to get a can. Up until yesterday. Its not too bad, up next: Graces cock flavoured soup. I mean you can't say you don't like the taste of cock until you have tried it right? RIGHT???

[Nantha]

That sort of marketing works so well I'm surprised there aren't hordes of consumable products named things like 'tits arse crack' and 'scrotum broth'

[Turbo]

Bloody does particularly with idiots like me. Was a maker of coffee in a supermarket in Germany called minges. I have a pic somewhere on Bookface ill dig up later. Totally bought it. And something like WKD called Bum.

[Tet]

My girlfriend loves the taste of pussy. Just saying...

[peypea]

[Nantha]

Totally stressed out and shitting myself about the tour. I should be looking forward to it, but I'm just freaking out about every single thing.
Having someone to talk to for advice about rf would help so much, but I'm worried that by asking for help i'll be seen as incompetent