What made you Lol Today?

[Turbo]

Drunk tinder basically. Even a bit of courage will spur no results.

[Fjar]

Fucktards petitioning for an official bin jousting event at Bloodstock.

[WorMzy]

Seriously? Jesus christ.

[Jim]

Dunno why they just don't hire skips like at Wacken...

[NeglectedField]

Though I was fond of the "if you think im too big for you then you obviously dont have the right equipment for the job." No I don't carry a hard hat, hi viz and a pick axe in my pants.

Mental gymnastics ain't gymnastics!

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Why are Slayer so buff?



Because they lift hella weights.

[NeglectedField]

[Turbo]

Just had the worst conversation ever. Over in 8 messages including my messages. Perked me up a bit.

[thehairyone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
WOLOLO
Violets are red.

[Ensorcelled]

https://www.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting/

[Cumbrian Doom]

Been in a proper shit and grumpy mood all day, no idea why! So came home and watched Rush Hour 3, you can't be grumpy watching that shit!!

[Turbo]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
WOLOLO
Violets are red.

Genuinely want to play this now.

[Jobdone]

Guy offers to cook some meat for some people in DayZ and goes all Saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGJLdnN0xHY

[Ensorcelled]

Ahhh DayZ, you had such promise.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

The wrestling school I used to train with (I took time off for some broken ribs, haven't got back into adequate shape to return) put a photo up on facebook. I was about to ask where the new location was til i realised it was the same place, only sans the literally years worth of dust and dirt, sweat stained walls, empty plastic bottles and all the other shit that I remembered being there, and a snazzy orange paintjob to boot. I'd be very surprised if they've managed to sort out the rat problem though!