Accidentally ate a gluten/wheat free sandwich.
OH GOD that was painful, I seriously thought I was going to shit myself. And people choose to eat gluten free because they think its better for them? fack nae D:
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I have had three shits since I have been home from work. Am I dying?
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Rivers of bum gravy and I haven't even started on the Buckfast yet
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Pissing out my ass.
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turns out my arse doesn't like that honey jack daniels stuff
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My back end is notifying me I require dropping the kids off but I am on a train and the movement of the train spoils the mood.
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Giant fucking snake of a shit earlier. Last tenth was popping its head out over the water line. If there were any vikings near by they would've started a mythology about it.
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My bowel movement attacked me late on this evening. I had to take a shit in the pub toilets which is something I don't favour that much. My bowels 2/10. Should try harder.
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Sitting on the lavvy as we speak, hint of sprouts in the atmosphere. No solids. 3/10.
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Wine poos.
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.
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I have needed a jobby since when I passed Oxford this morning. On the rebound at Newport Pagnell services now. Held it for so long I was starting to feel ill. I could have deuced Basingstokes railway station but the throne looked grotty and the lighting wasn't right. Feel so good right now. Music in here is a bit peck though.
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Had a post curry/heavy session poo 10 minutes before my curry arrived and I started drinking. Wouldn't mind so much if it was just getting it out the way with it but I know ill have a dreadful toilet time tomorrow too. Bastard bowels.
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Eye of a needle. That is all.
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RECLAIMING THE WIMMINZ THREAD FOR A BIT.
I had my first smear test today (nearly two years late tut tut I know) and I managed to break the smallest speculum... Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?!
(Liking the name change)
I had my first smear test today (nearly two years late tut tut I know) and I managed to break the smallest speculum... Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?!
(Liking the name change)
Turbo wrote:One day I'll get around to tasting Pussy.
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Uh, wow - not that I know of! Congratulations?
Also I'm glad this thread is back because I AM PMSING HARD ENOUGH TO BE GETTING EMOTIONAL OVER OLD MAPS. Genuinely, this is not a lie. I started thinking about how people used to live and who they were and their hopes and dreams and nuances and idiosyncracies, and I had to stop because I was too emotional.
Also I'm glad this thread is back because I AM PMSING HARD ENOUGH TO BE GETTING EMOTIONAL OVER OLD MAPS. Genuinely, this is not a lie. I started thinking about how people used to live and who they were and their hopes and dreams and nuances and idiosyncracies, and I had to stop because I was too emotional.
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.