What made you Lol Today?

[Jobdone]

An Italian songwriter made a disco song containing only gibberish, to sound like English words to non-english speakers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

[NeglectedField]

An Italian songwriter made a disco song containing only gibberish, to sound like English words to non-english speakers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

Watch the version with subtitles

[RedTeamWins]

Coworker, to me: Did you ever play Judge Dredd Verses Judge Death on the PS2?

Random female customer: JUDGE DREDD VERSES JUDGE DEATH!!!?

Us: ???

Random female customer: My husband, he's 54, and every week along with the sunday papers he gets that bloody comic delivered. Judge Bloody Dredd...

[Womble]

[Jobdone]

Coworker, to me: Did you ever play Judge Dredd Verses Judge Death on the PS2?

Random female customer: JUDGE DREDD VERSES JUDGE DEATH!!!?

Us: ???

Random female customer: My husband, he's 54, and every week along with the sunday papers he gets that bloody comic delivered. Judge Bloody Dredd...

WOAH WOAH WOAH.
BACK THIS SHIT UP.
THERE WAS A JUDGE DREDD VS JUDGE DEATH GAME?

Did it culminate with him yelling "LOOK INTO THE FIST OF DREDD"

[RedTeamWins]

Yes there was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Dred ... _Vs._Death

Supposedly pretty meh, with highlights such as giving people 25 years in prison for littering.

[Jobdone]

Yes there was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Dred ... _Vs._Death

Supposedly pretty meh, with highlights such as giving people 25 years in prison for littering.

Aw

Dredd will always have a place in my heart because the library had a comics section with fuck loads of Dredd comics.

[CrappyMike]

Yes there was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Dred ... _Vs._Death

Supposedly pretty meh, with highlights such as giving people 25 years in prison for littering.

the first level was the best. you could arrest people for owning a gold fish without a license. and you could arrest fat people for obstruction.

[Turbo]

The fucking riotshield the drummer of Kool and the Gang had around his drum kit. That tells me everything about Glastonbury. Those cunts play for keeps!

[shimrod]

U2's manager on criticism of their tax avoidance: U2 "is a global business and it pays taxes globally".

[tranmerefan]

[jello]

*****REALLY REALLY REALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK*****
Terry Wogan Porn!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr7IJCdqZ-Y

[Fjar]

^ I have the weirdest boner right now.

[clare-l]

and I thought people who made facebook accounts for their pets were fucking weird.

[Jim]

http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator


"After I finish eating dinner, I take the baby to the supermarket, and buy some beer."

...56 translations later we get:

"In the afternoon, children can buy beer in grocery Stores."