I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

[Katesyl]

Dating site guy is ringing for the first time tonight. Time to knock back a bottle of wine.

[Dobbydob]

Dating site guy is ringing for the first time tonight. Time to knock back a bottle of wine.

good luck

[Katesyl]

Thanks.

[NeglectedField]

Honestly don't know if I want to vom or not.

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

Honestly don't know if I want to vom or not.

Never give in.

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

Great night at ybe beer festival

[Turbo]

I will really need to put some practice in before meeting up with mates when I am back in the UK. I have just taken a mouthful of beer out of this bottle and I feel buzzing already. I think its the first beer I have had in a month, and I didn't go all out last time.

[Turbo]

I'm broken. Got some chilli crisps from the tankstelle and now my mouth is on fire.

[Green Man 2]

I've been drinking moonshine, rum, mead, cider, vodka, and accidentently a sip of beer.


Don't be broken

[Turbo]

Had a lunch time tipple. Sorry four, I am a fucking disgrace. The weather is fine, just drinking in Weinheim Bahnhoff, got two free beers for erecting (lol I sed erection) a parasol for the boss of the place. Great banter. Top day.

[peypea]

Oh good grief. What the hell did you guys do to me. I'm still so hammered and I have to go to work. Fuck.
It took me five minutes to put my underwear on. That is how bad I am. Fuck.

[Turbo]

Took me a year to do but I have found a beer that isn't rot gut and 59c a 500ml bottle. Not going to lie, Deutschland is cheap for beer. Eichbaum Pilsener, you're not the best, but you will do.

[Turbo]

Bought a crate last night and I am into bottle 12 already. I shouldn't be left alone ever.

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

The more I drink, the more Hair Metal songs i remember the words to. Help.

[MetalBeast]

If you find yourself remembering any Britny Fox lyrics, go to A&E post-haste!