I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

[Turbo]

Bought a crate last night and I am into bottle 12 already. I shouldn't be left alone ever.

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

The more I drink, the more Hair Metal songs i remember the words to. Help.

[MetalBeast]

If you find yourself remembering any Britny Fox lyrics, go to A&E post-haste!

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

There's no knowing what will happen after a few more whiskeys.

[euantehclansman]

I'm not drunk but this gif has got me clamouring for some tasty dark ale! So much so it's the second time I'm posting this gif in 2 days on here

[Turbo]

Reporting in. Just the usual piss water I picked up from the shop.

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

Pissed as a fart. Just saw bill Oddie 6 jäger bobs.

[Bisset]

No Dave, no booze for you. You're trying to be healthy and have a race in a few weeks...

What's that? A work kitty and night out followed by meeting friends? Well me oh my oh sweet cherry pie*




*No cherry pie was dissected during the night

[Andy (Dr Sin)]

The Bar woman here looked like Ronnie Atkins

[Turbo]

Czeching in.

[Turbo]

Double penetration I mean double post, got six in for tonight. It might last me until midnight. I am punishing it.

[wintermourn]

Had a couple beers, thought "Eh, I'm not going anywhere tonight" so had a wee joint, literally as soon as I finish smoking it I get a phone call from mates asking if they can come over, now I feel too monged out to socialize

Would have said no, but they are just back from Norway and are heading back to Liverpool on Sunday so I won't get any other chance to see them.

[WorMzy]

Had too much cheap baileys last night. Got to about 10, and I thought there wasn't much left in the bottle, so I might as well finish it off.



There was a deceptively large amount left in the bottle.

[WorMzy]

Mead mead mead mead~

[Turbo]

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow hahaha.