Pooping Ladies Thread

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Congratulations?

Dem kegel muscles tho. Well impressive.

[peypea]

Congratulations?

Dem kegel muscles tho. Well impressive.

Haahaha well I've never had any complaints
Seriously though my cervix aches aghhh. It's akin to having sex with a man who is rather long. Agh.

Fjar you sausage <3

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

It's akin to having sex with a man who is rather long. Agh.

You say that like it's a bad thing??

[peypea]

It's akin to having sex with a man who is rather long. Agh.

You say that like it's a bad thing??

If you're a particularly small lady it can be. Having someone ram into your cervix is not a pleasurable experience. It hurts!

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

It's akin to having sex with a man who is rather long. Agh.

You say that like it's a bad thing??

If you're a particularly small lady it can be. Having someone ram into your cervix is not a pleasurable experience. It hurts!

Horses for courses and that. The most petite girl I've been with actually really loved cervix-bashing.

[Fjar]

cervix-bashing.

[keera_envenomed]

cervix-bashing.

*crosses legs*

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Yep, that's the reaction most women seem to have! In fairness she was into pain in general. It was nice being with a woman with a smaller frame for a change who I didn't constantly have to be careful about hurting.

[thehairyone]

From the male point of view, mashing your bell end in to a girls cervix is not particularly fun after the 15th time or so.

[Jobdone]

We found out someone we knew was swinging mad dong when a girl complained about the cervix issue.

Still together so I assume they figured it out or she liked it a little bit.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Probably just found some better positions. With one of my most recent flings we had both the mad dong issue and her having a collapsed cervix so there was literally only one way that worked for us.

[peypea]

Welp, in follow up to the smear I'm having to have a colposcopy. Any of you lasses had one? Kinda need my mind putting at ease (by someone that has had one, not read Wikipedia etc)

[Fjar]

If you don't get any responses here, try Mumsnet or something. Loads of threads of experiences there. Anything to do with ladybits and doctors - Mumsnet.

[peypea]

I've never even heard of it, thank youuu <3

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Plus, you can also get sidetracked and find comedy gold like this;

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis