Pooping Ladies Thread

[Turbo]

Yup that was deeply unpleasant. I think its been on the cards most of the day without giving me the sensation of me needing the little boys room fairly urgently. Just that odd sensation a bit higher up informing me that ill need 20 minutes to myself some time soon. Sure enough I delivered around 22:50, drowned 2 minutes later.

[Turbo]

2:03 onwards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHb_1zb8wVI

[Nantha]

[Turbo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZPWlRhZS4

[Nantha]

Both his name and facial expression are relevent to today's dispatches.


It's Muddy Waters btw

[Jim]

Speaking of him, that reminds me that I recently learned that when you eat something and very quickly get the shits afterwards, you're not shitting out what you've just eaten - but something that you have just eaten has caused a mild reaction to cause your lower intestine to go "fuck this!" and you flush out whatever was in there - stuff that you had eaten 24-48 hours ago.

[peypea]

Both his name and facial expression are relevent to today's dispatches.


It's Muddy Waters btw

This is me right now. But explosive. Ugh.

[Turbo]

Mine would have been the perfect duke had it not broke in half. I hate that. I might get the opportunity to do a perfect solid Cumberland sausage every couple of weeks sometimes months and my hard work, my blood sweat and tears just sits there, staring back at me with its legs amputated by my anus.


Life is not fair.

[Jobdone]

Mine would have been the perfect duke had it not broke in half. I hate that. I might get the opportunity to do a perfect solid Cumberland sausage every couple of weeks sometimes months and my hard work, my blood sweat and tears just sits there, staring back at me with its legs amputated by my anus.


Life is not fair.

You're a poet sometimes Andy.

I had a slow annoying slug of a shit this morning. Took 10+ minues and I still don't feel emptied. I really need to eat more fibre.

[Turbo]

Pooet*


Nothing to report today. Was a pretty standard post three cans poo. Alot of gas, not too much substance.

[Nantha]

Heineken-shits today, not much fun. An ordeal on the cleanup, lots of bog roll used.

[Turbo]

Why do I always need to trump when I am in an enclosed space? Really want to full on drop my guts but I am fairly sure these fellas in this car would not appreciate it.

[Turbo]

I had my first Vinderloo in a few years this evening. It was quite divine. I was in tears with it going in...tomorrow will be a joy. Might need to extinguish my corn hole after carpet bombing my john.

[Jobdone]

Managed to avoid shelf toilets in amsterdam which is heaven.

After a week of nothing but sugar and pizza, had a hell of a shit on Friday. Squeezed out like rocket propelled poop, it managed to hit the bottom of the bowl with a smack.

8/10. Would poop again.

[Turbo]

Shelf toilets are amazing though. No splash back at all, no silencer required.


Well I had a wine/spice shit. It was almost black and burned so much on the way out I had to stop drop and roll.