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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Nantha » Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:29 am

Accidentally ate a gluten/wheat free sandwich.
OH GOD that was painful, I seriously thought I was going to shit myself. And people choose to eat gluten free because they think its better for them? fack nae D:

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:04 pm

I have had three shits since I have been home from work. Am I dying?

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Nov 27, 2015 7:26 pm

Rivers of bum gravy and I haven't even started on the Buckfast yet :|
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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:28 pm

Pissing out my ass.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Nantha » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:18 pm

turns out my arse doesn't like that honey jack daniels stuff

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:13 pm

My back end is notifying me I require dropping the kids off but I am on a train and the movement of the train spoils the mood.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Jobdone » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:24 am

Giant fucking snake of a shit earlier. Last tenth was popping its head out over the water line. If there were any vikings near by they would've started a mythology about it.
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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:36 am

My bowel movement attacked me late on this evening. I had to take a shit in the pub toilets which is something I don't favour that much. My bowels 2/10. Should try harder.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:31 pm

Sitting on the lavvy as we speak, hint of sprouts in the atmosphere. No solids. 3/10.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Fjar » Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:52 pm

Wine poos.
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Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:31 pm

I have needed a jobby since when I passed Oxford this morning. On the rebound at Newport Pagnell services now. Held it for so long I was starting to feel ill. I could have deuced Basingstokes railway station but the throne looked grotty and the lighting wasn't right. Feel so good right now. Music in here is a bit peck though.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby Turbo » Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:37 pm

Had a post curry/heavy session poo 10 minutes before my curry arrived and I started drinking. Wouldn't mind so much if it was just getting it out the way with it but I know ill have a dreadful toilet time tomorrow too. Bastard bowels.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:36 pm

Eye of a needle. That is all.

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Re: Temporary Bowel Movement Thread

Postby peypea » Fri May 20, 2016 9:05 am

RECLAIMING THE WIMMINZ THREAD FOR A BIT.
I had my first smear test today (nearly two years late tut tut I know) and I managed to break the smallest speculum... Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?!

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Re: Pooping Ladies Thread

Postby Fjar » Fri May 20, 2016 4:22 pm

Uh, wow - not that I know of! Congratulations?

Also I'm glad this thread is back because I AM PMSING HARD ENOUGH TO BE GETTING EMOTIONAL OVER OLD MAPS. Genuinely, this is not a lie. I started thinking about how people used to live and who they were and their hopes and dreams and nuances and idiosyncracies, and I had to stop because I was too emotional.
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Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.