What has made you happy today

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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:46 pm

Potato-Jim wrote:It seems I am going on a date next week.


GO ME




I might need a few pro tips because "Could I please use your bum for a wank," is getting me nowhere. I SAID PLEASE.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Potato-Jim » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:50 pm

Turbo wrote:
Potato-Jim wrote:It seems I am going on a date next week.


GO ME




I might need a few pro tips because "Could I please use your bum for a wank," is getting me nowhere. I SAID PLEASE.


If you say it sounding like Matt Berry from The IT Crowd it'll work.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:02 am

Snuff box came to mind hahaha.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby WorMzy » Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:07 am

Turbo wrote:
Potato-Jim wrote:It seems I am going on a date next week.


GO ME




I might need a few pro tips because "Could I please use your bum for a wank," is getting me nowhere. I SAID PLEASE.

There's your problem. Ladies don't want a gentleman, they want a bastard.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:24 pm

WorMzy wrote:
Turbo wrote:
Potato-Jim wrote:It seems I am going on a date next week.


GO ME




I might need a few pro tips because "Could I please use your bum for a wank," is getting me nowhere. I SAID PLEASE.

There's your problem. Ladies don't want a gentleman, they want a bastard.


I need to get tickets for his show at the flapper just reminded me. Thanking you.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:00 am

After years of getting attention from hot MILFs but never sealing the deal I finally pulled this cracker German 49 year old lady in Denmark on Saturday night.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Smerphy » Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:51 pm

:yes:
Gandalf the Red wrote:
Fjar wrote:Guy on the far-right has just remembered he left the oven on.



That comment can be read very diffferently than what was meant. :lol:
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:55 am

Decent greasy spoon just around the corner from the compound I work out of. Black pudding and bacon sarnie please.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Jobdone » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:20 am

Turbo wrote:Decent greasy spoon just around the corner from the compound I work out of. Black pudding and bacon sarnie please.


:love:

We've only got one good place like that round us, but they do shite black pudding.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Turbo » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:40 am

What even is shite black pudding?

Those Stornoway ones that deli kate put on the Damnation burger last year. Phwoar!!! I might need a few minutes of me time.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Nantha » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:35 am

Managed to score some pretty sweet gigs at Thorpe Park for Little Mix, Ella Eyre etc. Rollercoaster ride between soundchecks, dont mind if I do!
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Postby Moonburp » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:59 am

My new Tinder account is going better than ever before
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Jobdone » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:07 am

I've spent the past 5 minutes trying to come up with a decent spaghetti pun but I'm pasta point of good ideas.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:32 pm

Jobdone wrote:I've spent the past 5 minutes trying to come up with a decent spaghetti pun but I'm pasta point of good ideas.


I know, tagliatellme about it. I'm sweating profusilli trying to come up with some good Italian cuisine puns but I've had to gnocci it on the head.
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Re: What has made you happy today

Postby Moonburp » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:48 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
Jobdone wrote:I've spent the past 5 minutes trying to come up with a decent spaghetti pun but I'm pasta point of good ideas.


I know, tagliatellme about it. I'm sweating profusilli trying to come up with some good Italian cuisine puns but I've had to gnocci it on the head.

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