What made you Lol Today?
- Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
A policeman friend from school sent me a video of him taking a brick to the head on The Twelfth. I shouldn't laugh, but it's just too funny. And he's loving being off on sick pay from it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Was out for a meal with the extended family earlier at a Creole restaurant and my sister ordered something called "Plantation Tart", and while debating whether or not it's insensitive to name a dish after a facet of the slave trade my grandad looks down at his whole fried duck and exclaims "mine is a slave judging from the fucking size of it!"
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
"I don't always go to clubs... but when I do, I enter through the ladies room"
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
First, hilarious, second, what the fuck is a plantation tart? Tart covered in whipped cream? (Otherwise known as a good night with -insert forum user here-'s mum wakka wakka)
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Jobdone wrote:First, hilarious, second, what the fuck is a plantation tart? Tart covered in whipped cream? (Otherwise known as a good night with Joe's mum wakka wakka)
Might it have just been a misspelling of the worth plantain? I remember seeing something where waiters would slip up when pronouncing Mesclun as Mescaline.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Nope, definitely said plantation. Just a vegi puff pastry tart really. Plantain tarts are kind of like a Jamaican sweet turnover/pasty thing aren't they? I don't know much about Jamaican cooking other than jerk chicken and rice n peas.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Plantain is a fruit that a bit like a banana, but can be cooked and used almost like a potato
Re: What made you Lol Today?
WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Jobdone wrote:WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.
Oh god that cards one is hilariously awful
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
keera_envenomed wrote:Jobdone wrote:WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.
Oh god that cards one is hilariously awful
I seriously want some awful backprint on it. Just solidfy it's state as a top trumps metal shitter.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Fucking Katie Hopkins.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/j ... MP=soc_567
Straight up made a career out of being an internet troll.
I fully expect her next column to be in greentext.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/j ... MP=soc_567
Straight up made a career out of being an internet troll.
I fully expect her next column to be in greentext.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Former forum regular Metalsam's Facebook profile picture.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
keera_envenomed wrote:Jobdone wrote:WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.
Oh god that cards one is hilariously awful
Where can I find these?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Moonburp wrote:keera_envenomed wrote:Jobdone wrote:WMMLT: The blinding BOA tshirt designs.
Oh god that cards one is hilariously awful
Where can I find these?
http://bmerch.com/bloodstock/collect-on ... per-t.html