What made you Lol Today?

[someone else]

Pensioner stages sit in protest in a phone box. With nothing else happing, Essex Live are on-the spot live-blogging. Knife edge stuff

http://www.essexlive.news/man-staging-sit-in-protest-in-telephone-box/story-29621187-detail/story.html

[peypea]

My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.

Is that 3 per buttock or 6 spread across the chasm? I'm trying mine out with colouring in pencils but I don't know the rules of the game yet.

[peypea]

My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.

Is that 3 per buttock or 6 spread across the chasm? I'm trying mine out with colouring in pencils but I don't know the rules of the game yet.

6 under one cheek. BOOM

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.

Is that 3 per buttock or 6 spread across the chasm? I'm trying mine out with colouring in pencils but I don't know the rules of the game yet.

6 under one cheek. BOOM

FATTY!


Now I suppose the important question is, how did you come by this information?

[peypea]

I was bored at work

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

You pulled your kacks down at work?

[Jobdone]

Wait assless chaps aren't part of your normal work uniform?


WMMLT: The constant comments about my tan in work. I forget that I'm usually deathly basement dweller pale so this is a novelty.

[peypea]

You pulled your kacks down at work?

Haha nah I did it through clothes which made it harder because less grip

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

That some pretty impressive glut action

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Watching season 1 of Prison Break for the first time here. A female Democrat nominee fixing a presidential election? It's almost like they could see into the future when they wrote that

[Gandalf the Red]

This is Virgin Trains according to Jeremy Corbyn.

[Gandalf the Red]

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

[onona]

This is Virgin Trains according to Jeremy Corbyn. :lol:

To be fair, our trains are appallingly overcrowded. As a daily rail commuter into London, I have to deal with sardine can style carriages every day. It's vile.

[Gandalf the Red]

This is Virgin Trains according to Jeremy Corbyn.

To be fair, our trains are appallingly overcrowded. As a daily rail commuter into London, I have to deal with sardine can style carriages every day. It's vile.

I know what trains are like. I travel on them all the time for fun.

It's the fact that he decided to pick one that was half empty then make out it was so "ram packed" that he had to sit on the floor that made me laugh. Plenty of trains are dangerously overcrowded, just not the one he decided to film on.

All as a call to bring back British Rail. I remember BR very well. It was great if you wanted to travel on dilapidated rolling stock from the 1950s that had been neglected since being built. Dirty squalid stations that were no go areas after dark. Cancelled and unpunctual trains that make Southern seem like DB.

It was cheaper because nobody wanted to travel on it. It was a national joke.