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by jackcake
Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:39 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: The Relationships Thread
Replies: 25880
Views: 1130331

Re: The Relationships Thread

For me it'll be a typical Friday night, though another year of being Forever Alone™ has slightly softened my opinion of VD.
by jackcake
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:22 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: The Relationships Thread
Replies: 25880
Views: 1130331

Re: The Relationships Thread

I had a date this evening. Yeah, I know. Nice :yes: How did it go? A bit 'meh', if I'm honest. I'm not sure if I'm attracted to her and struggled for stuff to talk about. She started yawning a fair bit and left after an hour. I might see her again though I'm taking the yawning as a hint. I enjoyed ...
by jackcake
Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:29 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: The Relationships Thread
Replies: 25880
Views: 1130331

Re: The Relationships Thread

I had a date this evening.

Yeah, I know.
by jackcake
Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:35 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What's upset you?
Replies: 3873
Views: 389920

Re: What's upset you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aaYXu_qzg0

Upset is the wrong word but it tugged on the heartstrings a bit. Sad video. Fuck cancer.
by jackcake
Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:21 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What pissed you off today
Replies: 70915
Views: 2792055

Re: What pissed you off today

And what's a PG9? They didn't give me anything. Prohibition notice. I know somebody with two drink driving convictions. On each occasion they claim to have 'only had two'. So two is enough to put you over. As Fjar said, alcohol affects driving even if you're below the BAC limit. Just not worth the ...
by jackcake
Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:59 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What pissed you off today
Replies: 70915
Views: 2792055

Re: What pissed you off today

metalsam wrote:Driving at night with one headlight while being over the limit? That's pretty retarded.


This. Sorry Annabel. It's pure luck you were under the limit. I suppose they've given you a PG9 for the headlight?
by jackcake
Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:06 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What made you Lol Today?
Replies: 40894
Views: 2250719

Re: What made you Lol Today?

I made a dating website account thing last night and hadn't put up any pictures, I got like 1 message. Just uploaded 3 pictures 2 minutes ago. TEN people have now messaged me saying they want to meet me?! IN TWO MINUTES Edit: Make that 15. About 2/3 are mongs though. I'm not totally hideous in appe...
by jackcake
Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:44 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What made you Lol Today?
Replies: 40894
Views: 2250719

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Today I took some pot pourri out of its packaging and put it in a decorative glass bowl on the windowsill. In other words, the most pointless thing I've ever, ever done. :lol: You literally took it from a cuboid, translucent container into a spheroid translucent container. I smell an Onion article.
by jackcake
Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:24 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What made you Lol Today?
Replies: 40894
Views: 2250719

Re: What made you Lol Today?

:lol:
by jackcake
Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:51 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What made you Lol Today?
Replies: 40894
Views: 2250719

Re: What made you Lol Today?

I set up an online dating profile the weekend for nobody knows why. So far the only messages I've received are from a shemale and a morbidly obese weebo.

Good start!
by jackcake
Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:16 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What made you Lol Today?
Replies: 40894
Views: 2250719

Re: What made you Lol Today?

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by jackcake
Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:59 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What made you Lol Today?
Replies: 40894
Views: 2250719

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Oh, come on kids. If you're going to put the boot in on me as in a few pages back at least let me know so I can join in and try to explain myself.
by jackcake
Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:17 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: Trivial Grumblings
Replies: 6539
Views: 529565

Re: Trivial Grumblings

Another moan about Saturday's gig. We're doing Enter Sandman. I have even less enthusiasm for playing Metallica than I do Afternoon De-fucking-light. At least with the latter I'm just about able to feign interest.
by jackcake
Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:00 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: Trivial Grumblings
Replies: 6539
Views: 529565

Re: Trivial Grumblings

Noodle wrote:Just get some cotton wool and drape it over your head or something.


I don't understand.

Anyway, I've threatened to do this:

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by jackcake
Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:46 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: Trivial Grumblings
Replies: 6539
Views: 529565

Re: Trivial Grumblings

Meant to be playing a Halloween gig on Saturday, fancy dress is compulsory. Not a problem, I thought, I'll dig out my patch jacket and old wrestling tights, try to do an 80s glam thing. Use stuff I already have as I'm not spending money on off-the-shelf costumes because I don't 'get' imported US tra...