It doesn't count with your hand! :D :lol: Ha. Wanking has got pretty boring. It's got to the point where my hand is starting to fake orgasms to get it over with. Also this fat bird keeps asking me out but I have to say no, because 1) she's fat, 2) she's fat and 3) she has a stupid laugh which reall...

wow I haven't had a relationship since some time in 2006. I had sex the other day though. WIN.

Bejeweled on Xbox Live Arcade

i got new guitar string the other day, and i shredded for 6 hours, and then i worked out my arse had died from too much sitting I got some Ernie Ball Super Slinkies to put on my new Jackson. It took me 3 hours to figure out how to use the god damn floyd rose. I've never used one before. But what's ...

Getting a mount on Warcraft.

Demons & Wizards.

I haven't gone to college today because I wanted to stay here and play WoW. Also I got Kameo on the 360 yesterday and it's awesome.

I hate people on WoW who are level 30+ and go and start duels with people under level 10.