Thanks.
I'm gonna go visit him today in hospital, my mum is making more of a fuss about it than him currently

Left my wallet in a toilet at Barton service station. I am fucking retarded.
Thankfully it's been handed in safe but I have no idea how im gonna get it back now, can't exactly just pop up to bloody Yorkshire

My little bro is in intensive care had a nasty skateboarding accident and ruptured a kidney. He's gonna be okay, but still.

yeeeh after that guy dying at Wacken that one year it's made me super conscious of it.
Funnily enough our landlord is actually getting off their arse and fitting one in our house soon, which makes me feel a lot better seeing as we sleep right next to the boiler

yeah, it is. But the money is shite and my job there is really high pressure. I have to carefully mic up half the cast who are usually still prancing about naked 5 mins before curtain, and then throughout the show be literally running from one side of the stage to the other to check costume changes ...

Gandalf the Red wrote:

and claimed his final catch was a Lapras found "round the back of Primark".

I can think of better things to be doing "round the back of Primark" and you usually catch something.



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omg how many ultra balls does it take to catch a zubat?

post-holiday blues
weather is all cloudy and grey and i'm bored with nothing to do today. Also really don't want to go and work Book of Mormon on wednesday, only agreed to do it because work's been really scarce of late, but ffs not really up for the stress.

the antibiotic ive been prescribed for Lyme - Doxycycline apparently commonly does have a bad reaction with alcohol. And although you can have a drink or two, it's not advised because it'll reduce the effectiveness of the drug, in any case. Either way, I probably will have a drink or two when I'm aw...

looks like i gone and got myself Lyme disease, right before my holiday, awesome. Double dose of antibiotics, which dictate I need to stay out of direct sunlight and avoid alcohol.
It's going to be a fucking great holiday

Not a joke. I've spoken to the Samaritans many times - the reality is that the UK mental health resources are a big fat joke. Took them nearly 2 years to get me even close to a psychiatrist when in Sweden it took them 2 months. Thanks though onona, I really appreciate it. This and your advice in th...

if you're into that sort of music, they probably aren't that bad for what it's worth. I know a few of my friends on facebook like them. They won a competition through whatever means (I still think popularity wins over actual talent in these things but whatevs) to play a festival for free. They've pr...

omfg "learning and expanding our knowledge on what is purely FAT." "Our best show being in our home town of Harlow" "chin wag" "Us lads" "Being judged for someone you are not, can be bewildering" "as you probably saw we pretty much started a mos...

whats wrong with the police knowing your address anyway?

I guess i've just been repeatedly disappointed with UK festivals for a while and i'm not really willing to repeat the experience so soon. I'm sure i'll regret it when i'm bored tomorrow evening and no ones about, well let me know if you don't end up going and you fancy a pint in london

Turbo wrote:Going on a ten mile walk later. Yeah this fat cunt in this heat, 10 of her majesties miles. Should be a laugh. Taking my fitbit with me and getting a sweat on throw my mates into rivers slapping ice creams into peoples faces.

hatch those pokemon eggs fam