keera_envenomed wrote:Just how few condoms were left in Tesco earlier

Must be something to do with Valentines day - guys are obviously expecting something in return for the chocs and flowers..

Metalchemyst wrote:19 on that test. Not my major malfunction, then.

What's the opposite of autistic? WAG?

Williams syndrome, apparently.

Tet wrote:Avatar. Technologically impressive, but a weak film.

Saw this at the BFI IMAX in London, unfortunately our tickets were for the second row, this close up somewhat spoilt it for us, My wife felt nauseous with motion sickness and had her eyes shut most of the time, and my son actually threw up.

I was wandering along, lost in thought, when I looked up and there was this big fuckoff SWAN standing in the middle of the pavement giving me evils. When me and the family went on holiday to Butlins in Wales some years ago, we were playing a board game (yeah...) until we were disturbed by some tapp...

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Metalchemyst wrote:England still makes the best confectionary in the world

Until Kraft buy Cadbury and water everything down.

Ever tried American chocolate? Hershey's is absolutely foul, it actually smells like vomit. If Kraft take over Cadbury's I'm sticking to Swiss and Belgian chocolate.

xBERSERKERx wrote:Desecration play in my local town + Ingested were half formed in newtown, and the drummer of Ingested is the drummer for annotations of an autopsy (:

Not anymore! the Drummer's left AAoA to concentrate on Ingested full time.

Triaxis ?

NeglectedField wrote:I was at Finntroll tonight and I lol'd at the drama going on just in front of my feet. In short, some drunken numpty is short of a girlfriend.

Was this at the Underworld on the dancefloor just in front of the mixing desk? if so it may be the drama i witnessed. Beats Eastenders anyhow.

Clicking through the related vids led me to this. It is what made me lol today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8NAnQeQiA I'm sure it must have been posted before but this still makes me laugh - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnRt3LaLUc and also this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKzlfqmzpQ

MetalBeast wrote:This new immortal picture:

I loved the little quote that went with this in metalhammer - "what cricket would look like after the apocaplypse"

Just watched: Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. As you can probably guess from the trailer, this is a very stupid movie. Unfortunately it's not quite cheesy enough to be entertaining. Best summed up by the words: Oh dear. yay for monster movies! Inspiration leads me to either watch "the Host" ...

Okay really liking her at the moment. Sandra Volkl from Equilibrium. http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_db3d4fe37c8381c2fae1b49950837e37.jpg http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_28a6ad9805ca2c5579af20961aa4d6a8.jpg She's allready been on this thread, but yeah, she's nice.

I'm not going to quote because i cannot bear another picture. She is quite disgusting. I read an interview with her when she said she never shaves her pits & never uses deordorant. If the mods can remove a picture of Peter Steele's knob then they ought to remove this.

Applecore wrote:Ellen Page?


Came to the conclusion during Juno that she's exactly the kinda girl I'd have a crush on at school, if she wasn't all preggo..

Cute rather than sexy. And she does look about 13 in that photo.

Hayley Westenra anyone?