Just trying to have a pint at the pub, and being disturbed by all the loud annoying people outside of the clubs. Usually a load of girls crying and screaming and all the guys being violent and sounding like 2 year olds with tourettes.

Just realised that I've not been to a single maths lecture sober this term. Just bought £50 worth of whiskey, gin, vodka and rum, which is not going to end well, since I'm the sort of person that can't handle £10 worth of alcopops. Still drunk since... not sure what day, I lost track of time, but it...

I lost £20 which I really needed.

I was planning on missing my lecture next week, so I could go to the Neckbreakers ball. Turns out I have to do a Physics presentation worth 20% of the marks of that course on that date, and it ends at 6pm, meaning I probably won't be able to get the train until 6.30pm at least, so I'm going to have ...

I sent my phone in to the phone company because it broke and was still under warranty. All that was wrong with it, was that the speaker was broken, but it pretty much worked fine, I just needed it on speaker phone all the time. They sent it back to me, and now it won't even turn on. I asked them abo...

I sent off my phone for repairs a few weeks ago. It's come back, and now it doesn't even turn on (only one of the speakers was broken when I sent it off). They're claiming they didn't fix it because of water damage, which is bullshit and now they've made it worse.

WMMLT: Ed Byrne at MK theatre.

Has there ever been any official confirmation on what the fuck happened to Lisko? I remember hearing an interview last year where they said Lisko had been found, and he's back in Finland. He'd just wandered off basically. They'd had a load of problems with him going missing/not turning up before he...

My university has seriously fucked my accommodation up. I've basically got accommodation that I can't live in.

Turns out I'm allergic to wasp stings. The bastard also stung me on my leg, and I've not been able to walk on it properly for 3 days because it hurts too much, and it's over twice the size it usually is.

The stuff I'm drinking at the moment is this Bitburger Bit Copa stuff, which I quite like, but I've got a few different types of beer in the fridge.

My parents are back from their trip across Europe, and they brought me back Belgian chocolate and German Bier.

I've gained a stone in 2 months.

I didn't get ID'd once at BOA, I'm 18 and I know I look younger. Didn't realise there were separate bands either.

She's still very hot though. Either way, I would.