Owen wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQmlU-pf-MY

My dad: "If I buy a tablet can I use Microwave Word on it?"

Jobdone wrote:wmmht:

Holy shit that's cute, I love cats!

Ok you can take some man points I don't care

Recently found myself (well about a month ago) single, gutted! Ah well plenty of fish and all that...

On the upside I've done the rebound thing, if you know what I mean lol

Must've read about 30 of them, but this is by far the best. :lol: I can't wait to suck the cock custard from his washington monument. Inserting a gerbil into my kipper dinghy got me gushing sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. The thrusting of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found...

Well I've been here (on and off) for years so I'll reintroduce myself........ http://s17.postimage.org/knyqvvp0f/405893_2772155956297_1425211623_n.jpg http://s7.postimage.org/hz3wiip0r/485751_3648921674892_552620621_n.jpg Make of this one how you will, at my best mates wedding after a few..............

I've just started reading the Wheel of Time books, i've got a looooong way to go lol

Cookie_ wrote:My flute needs a service but I simply can't afford it

........................................i'm not saying anything

Korpiklaani and Turisas on Manchester Rock Radio.......one of life's little pleasures

Wonder if you can spot which one i am lol http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4964/27807428714196420603591.jpg I be the one on the left if you haven't already guessed, getting a bit drunkenly close to my mate Jonny lol http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3228/27807428714351420603591.jpg

Got a massive hangover even tho i didn't drink much nor was i that pissed

Twaddlefish wrote:You know what the worst part is?


I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!

....i feel your pain.....

well never learned to read books anyway

just won 2 BOA full camping tickets woo! hoo! i'm giving one to my mate who can't afford to buy a ticket but really wants to go (how generous am i? he is my best mate tho) and selling the other woo extra money!

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Jamie Murray from the excellent tv show Hustle.....

i concur, drooltastic