What made me happy today? Realising that potentially I'm the richest man on the entire planet! According to a number of e-mails I've had over the last few weeks I've had various inheritances, the opportunity to come to the aid of members of several deposed regimes in Africa and I've also had the imm...

trick or treating cunts keying the paint on one of our cars - fucking loathsome American idea that was introduced into the UK by BBC's Blue Peter in the seventies - Halloween used to be OK - now its yet another thing thats been ruined by Yanks and Chavs

7 full non-smoking weeks - just worked out that I've saved £267 in that time. :D Nice one bill :yes: well done, i wish i had the same willpower...... Cheers Lub - some will power needed - but really its about strong financial and health incentives and the right drugs - My Doc put me on this wonder...

7 full non-smoking weeks - just worked out that I've saved £267 in that time.

Seven Smoke-Free Days

Just been reading the reports of this years BOA 07 and I now have a smile on my face and a feeling of gladness that I didnt attend , yet again , in fact me and Bloodstock have probably come to the end of the road now the indoor has gone. Similar feelings here :( I hope I'm wrong but Bloodstock seem...

Sammi Curr wrote:

MetalDuck wrote:Whats made me happy today is not feeling any need to brag about the size of my "telly"

Good for you! Will you be back to bragging about it tomorrow or are you well on your way to recovery now?

Unlike you I have never had to worry about size issues

Whats made me happy today is not feeling any need to brag about the size of my "telly"

Pan fried cod with red onion, mushrooms, pancetta and balsamic vinegar, washed down with some nice vino! Good food always makes me happy.

l0C0 wrote:

Sammi Curr wrote:Oh, and mines a Jack and coke.....

You girl! You should be drinking ale my friend!

Trouble is these virtual drinks all taste the same and have the same effect.

Why did the Irish call their old currency the Punt?


Cos it rhymes with bank manager.

Sammi Curr wrote:"Once we were a dukedom, ruled by Dukes. Then we became a kingdom, rulled by Kings. These days, we are just a country......."

Greatest observation ever

Christ Sammi - I almost choked when I read that

Goddamn it im a fucking muppet (no snide comments there please) ive just got my ticket out for disturbed/nevermore thinking its tomorrow and its tonight, what an arse!!! £15 down the drain to top it all off my mate has just offered me two front standing tickets for Iron Maiden @ birmingham and i ha...

Can anyone else get http://www.metalduck.co.uk/ to work? Firefox tell me The page isn't redirecting properly Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete. * This problem can sometimes be caused by disabling or refusing to accept ...

What did ZZ say to Materazzi first? Do you know? If not then your judgement is based on half the alleged facts. Despite being partly Italian (A BLOOMIN' GREASY ONE AT THAT :yes: ) and biased towards the Italian side, I would say that if that Materazzi's comments were unprovoked than he desreves wha...