I hope I can afford Graspop this year, it does look like it's going to be the year's best metalfest.

Tuomas Holopainen, Your ideal job is a God.

So true...

Pumpkin Dave, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.

It gets worse! I think I'll stick with being a superhero, thanks.

Dave, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

Looks like I win.

My full name was less awesome though:

Dave Rogers, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.