Newcastle just have another player subbed off injured!

Newcastle start wonderfully by losing Amoebi to hamstring in the warm up, and not being able to replace him with the player they want, because they can't find him!

Swansea game, happy with that!

Liverpool...........LOL!

The internet being shit once again, been through 3 ISPs now because they are unable to provide what they say they can (although in good news, I think we have paid for internet 4 months of the last 3 years due to problems!)

I recently sold my car, the driving round here got to the point where I found it dangerous to be on the road. Rarely a week goes by now without one of the roads round here being closed due to accidents.

Today I'll be seeing friends I haven't seen for anywhere between a couple of months and Bloodstock last year. I'll be meeting new friends. I'll finally be meeting some boardies.

METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... !

I shall possibly be at the meet so come say hi! Because I won't recognise a single one of you

I would bang both Ania and Jim, true story

If I had nothing else to eat and I was going to die of course I'd eat another human. Survival of the fittest and we didn't become the dominant species by being wimps and have compassion.

Entirely a female thing round here (note my original post was edited in Jims quote), not even just the singles. Most the people I've seen in couples have cheated because another bloke was paying them more attention, even if they weren't unhappy in the relationship they were in.

Only thing that gets me is that we went for a drink and she said how glad she was to be rid of him. He was jealous and got on her nerves all the time, she was happy to be away from him so she could talk to her male friends again. So now she's back with him..? That's because the majority of females ...

Or more to the point, if you are that drunk you forget you have a row of spikes between your goalposts. The bloke is probably taking advantage anyway.

That actually looks amazing

Unfortunately drivers like those above are the reason I am now getting rid of my car for good. Been in too many near accidents where people have not been looking, including one last week where I actually got threatened because I dared to beep at someone that nearly caused a 4 car pile up.

Last night for the first time in months I actually had the guts to try and chat up someone. She left with some muscly guy. Decided to walk home and just walk off the annoyance as it were and then got my nose broken by a randomer on the way home for having long hair. Yay.