I started reading Mental Hamster in 1996. I subscribed to it about 5 years ago and stopped when it started losing its objectivity. Then there were a few years in which I didn't read anything. Over the last couple of years, I've been reading Mental Hamster and Terrorizer pretty much monthly. I do th...

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chezequerz wrote:In other news:

JOB VACANCY:

Top flight football club seeks physiotherapist with experience of hamstring and calf injuries.

Heavy workload expected. Based in Staffordshire.

Apply to Mr T Pulis.

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AVB has already started to anger his players starting (publicly) with his new signing Hugo Lloris. Reports are stating that multiple members of the Spurs team are of a similar mind. In other news: JOB VACANCY: Top flight football club seeks physiotherapist with experience of hamstring and calf injur...

as I said, it is entirely opinion based, and i do rate Cahill, but I don't currently rate him as a top European standard player, just top domestic - give him some time and he could (and I reckon) great. Luiz however has never impressed me unfortunately, I know people always fixate on the negatives,...

SOMEONE TELL CHELSEA TO SELL LUIZ, HE'S SHIT I disagree with you, he's a really good player but he certainly is something of a card magnet. Someone needs to sit him down and go over what makes a foul a foul. he's a card magnet, but also seems to be the reason for a number of goals going past Cech i...

In the right club he can be a very, very useful player. Just look at what he did at Blackpool the season they were up. He's moved from one mid-table team to another, so I guess it's more a step sideways, but the Stoke way I am sure will suit him. I love the fact that we're being called a mid-table ...

In the right club he can be a very, very useful player. Just look at what he did at Blackpool the season they were up. He's moved from one mid-table team to another, so I guess it's more a step sideways, but the Stoke way I am sure will suit him. When I was a kid my team (man city) were in division...

[ It'd be worse up here but the Burnley lot seem to have more fun vandalising their own town when they lose to us... Haha well it's hard to imagine the possibility of it being worse in Burnley or the UK in general the Polish attack each other with fists, glass, chains, knives, whatever they can get...

There is a non league club called Witton Albion, but they are in Northwich. http://www.wittonalbion.com/ Massive rivarly with Northwich Victoria (if they're still going) as well. Makes me laugh that pure hatred is still prevelant so far down the leagues. Hey until you visit Krakow on derby day pure...

tranmerefan wrote:£2.10 for a cup of tea at Villa. The robbing bastards.

Maybe that's how they fund their transfer budget .

You were happy about Rodwell?! A player that was average for Everton? Also had a shitty first game, I was most unhappy. He's young i think he'll come good, seen him play fantastically for Everton and for England. But yeah his debut could have gone a lot better frankly but he wasn't horrific and som...

But not to worry if you're a Chelsea, City, United or Arsenal supporter your team can still hope for a golden glove for your keepers...the QPR backline is about as consistent as quicksand.

Most bizarre transfer story of the week: Julio Cesar the Brazilian Inter Milan goalkeeper is on the move and what club is he likely to be going to from current reports? A player of the same quality ranked reverently in the same level as Casillas, Lloris and Buffon, Cesar who is only 32 and hence sti...

I think it's a bit harsh on Sunderland to say he's going to be their best player. His development was crippled at City, Sunderland have some real class in the team now. Point taken :lol: but i've seen him in our shirts and i know what he's capable of it's hard to believe that Sunderland have anyone...

We've signed Steven Fletcher and Adam Johnson, both on 4 year contracts *insert cumshot gif* No surprise Johnson joined Sunderland he's a Mackem by blood and birth and is a big supporter of the team. Shame we sold him in some respects but he deserves to play every game so it's good that he gets to ...