Getting bummed behind a kebab van after a kebab is no different to couples that go for meal then screw. Point I'm trying to make is there is no such thing as a free lunch and chances are you will have sex for a good meal at some point in life (or buy a meal as a way to get balls deep ) What about w...

tokyos bradford is the most nasty club in the world really. some guy kind of tried to start on me but he didn't really do anything.

some well hot swedish girl sucked about 5 dudes off at tokyos in bradford 2 years ago. She smiled suggestively at me later that night but i didn't fancy taking home such a woman after such an event so I ignored her.

it's the most bent music in the world. Un-listenable.

the girl I liked was really into jazz (or at least pretended to be to seem classy). I HATE HATE HATE jazz. Eww.

oh crap so I didn't even know it was valentine's day. Fuuuuuuck I'm bad. Oh well. It was yesterday that I dumped her. I guess that's not nuclear holocaust bad. When I lived in Brum the lad I was with for a few years dumped me on Valentines day. I was in a shared student house so he slept in one of ...

the girl I was seeing didn't like the music. I think she tried to pretend to but kind of though she was dating some weirdo who doesn't like RnB (so therefore must be stupid in some way). God, bloody RnB. Why do women like it so much? It's so overproduced and just... nothing.

bahaha little one. At least he didn't smack your bum and ask you if like anal, my friend did that to a girl in a club once. There are women in the world that would work with though.

Was nobody else hit by the prospects he now faces? He's going to go from banging the one of the best blondes in South Africa to being a mzungu in a South African jail without even having legs to run away with.

jizzin in the riggin.

georgebailey96 wrote:It's the way it comes across

but it was just dating. We hadn't been together a month.

She's a nice person. I didn't say anything "bad" about her. Even in the original version of the posts really.

oh crap so I didn't even know it was valentine's day.


Fuuuuuuck I'm bad. Oh well. It was yesterday that I dumped her. I guess that's not nuclear holocaust bad.

I think I must have seen one or both of those albums in most metal vinyl lots I've leafed through.