Fatboy wrote:

PaulMaiden wrote:How big would a 1000lb pie be?

ive dated one......

But seriously, taking the batteries our of our smoke alarm never stopped the bastard. They can never be stopped!

On a related to nothing note, that Fanta Z advert is genius! If you've ever tried Diet Fanta (and being diabetic I have) you'll know that its so damn true. So many times I've been at a service station on a coach trip and thought ooh its fanta and I can drink it, then realised it is the foulest most ...