Worst attempt at a Geordie accent ever?

https://youtu.be/Ei1DnFdJrww

He's not dead, he's just moved into the retirement home for the Immortally Awesome, beneath area 51. Other residents include Elvis, Graham Chapman and Macho Man Randy Savage.

Indeed. Time to start repeating this joke ad-nauseam every time mince pies are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/Q9uJMOvAOGs

Given that both military action and the lack thereof could both embolden ISIS, I think the best solution is to send Bono over there. They're probably prepared for a bombing campaign or a full-on ground offensive, but what about a sanctimonious cunt? It'll either stop them in their tracks, cowering a...

Just got into these recently. I reckon they'd be a good choice.

Deathgasm Pretty much everything Gary said. Super fun, super gory, super metal 8/10 Saw this yesterday at Mayhem. Very good film. Highly recommended. I also really enjoyed Howl, Nina Forever, Parasyte: Part 1, He Never Died (some very good acting from Henry Rollins, hoping rumours of further movies...

Classic!

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12088399_521859201308028_7297141183032703043_n.jpg?oh=d213b0042af3b437506e65ec34fc65c4&oe=569BF237 It kinda scares me that that article has been printed in an actual "newspaper" rather than Viz or The Daily Mash.

Gandalf the Red wrote:I wonder whether somebody got mixed up between the BFMV album called Venom and the band.

Venom could do a Warrant/Dog Eat Dog and call their next album "Bullet For My Valentine".

Not bad. There are bands I'd rather see headline but will definitely watch Mastodon. Really hoping the BFMV rumour isn't true. ...and I reckon Victor Smolski should sue them for ripping off his logo on the cover of their latest album. http://www.victorsmolski.de/victor_info_piolka_01.jpg http://www....

I've had Smuttynose's Bouncy House IPA and Cluster's Last Stand, which were pretty good. Will have to look out for that one.

Can't see them headlining. They were third on the bill at the 2002 indoor...and that was with Sean Harris still in the band.

I'd be happy to see them on the bill, but not too high up.

Yeah. One of the best films of the year.

At some point, I'm going to put watch it again in a double bill with this:

https://youtu.be/zgrKLjoWcbs

Great band. Would love to see them play in 2016.

If they play BOA, I won't watch them, simple as. It'll be whoever's on the Sophie stage or a few cans back at the tent instead.