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by Lee Bloodstock
Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:27 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: A free-for-all thread
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Sounds like you've been watching that shite film ReAnimator one too many times.

I actually do have two bottles of Lizard Spit here though :o
by Lee Bloodstock
Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:25 pm
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Topic: A free-for-all thread
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Re: Cheers guys!

Lydian Lady wrote:what is the easiest way to get into pvc trousers??


I've had varying degrees of success in this matter but usually find that offering drinks is a good start.....
by Lee Bloodstock
Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:09 pm
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by Lee Bloodstock
Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:00 am
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hehe seeing as I just changed my post Fattie, I had to delete yours!!
by Lee Bloodstock
Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:48 am
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Note to everybody with a mobile phone: It may be a good idea to create a dummy entry at the start of your contacts, then when you sit on the phone in your car you'll ring that rather than the first real entry on your phone. I'm sure you'll find out later on which of our esteemed board colleagues hou...
by Lee Bloodstock
Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:05 pm
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Topic: A free-for-all thread
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dragonmaiden wrote:I have just had a look at the cucumber currently residing in my fridge! It has seeds in...so does that make it a German cucumber? I actually bought it at Marks & Spencer! :o


HR obviously pays far too much money!
by Lee Bloodstock
Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:08 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: A free-for-all thread
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Sex, Games and Good Music.........leave the comma out and it sounds better still!!
by Lee Bloodstock
Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:50 pm
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Do you answer to 'Little Davie' then?
by Lee Bloodstock
Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:30 pm
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Anal Vomit eh?!!! I can just see the proud parents:

'My sons in a band'
'Really, what are they called?'
'Anal Vomit.'

or even the conversation when little Davie got into the band:

'Hey mum, I've just joined a band'
'Excellent, what are you called then?'
'Anal Vomit.'
by Lee Bloodstock
Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:59 pm
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Topic: A free-for-all thread
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When you do post your Wacken report, remember to leave out all the good bits and just stick to the music ;)

How many entries are there in the dictionary before aardvark?
by Lee Bloodstock
Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:07 pm
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I put nothing past the Germans, and they are metal/sausage mad so why not link the two!!

No, I wasn't really going to believe you.....Britney in RockBitch on the other hand sounds interesting....perhaps they could make use of the 'metal sausage'!!
by Lee Bloodstock
Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:48 pm
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I bought a cucumber with seeds in!
by Lee Bloodstock
Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:44 pm
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Precisely why this thread was set up!!! If you wanna post irrelevant type stuff that has no connection with anything really then here's the place to do it!!! Hopefully it will keep some of the random crap out of decent threads and make all our lives easier! Metal sausage eh? Did they really sell the...
by Lee Bloodstock
Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:52 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: A free-for-all thread
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For instance, I bought a cucumber in Wacken t'other day and discovered that in Germany they have seeds in them!!
by Lee Bloodstock
Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:50 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: A free-for-all thread
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A free-for-all thread

Random thoughts, observations, utter bollocks......whatever!! Anything you feel the need to post that doesn't warrant a new thread can go in here.

Anything goes!!**

**=subject to the usual board rules