jackcake wrote:Not going to happen. Yet another rejection is absolutely not what I need right now.

Does somebody need a cuddle?

Sherry wrote:
I cant do without a daily fix of Jeremy Kyle !!

He is a MAN !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI

Nuff said.

Apart from the bit about the Iron Maiden tattoo across the forehead.

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Its friday 13th and ive succombed to the dreaded weed.

JUST SAY NO!


Oh wait, different weed.

I'm a relationship guy (not too serious) who likes to feel wanted and loved. To be honest it took me a while to work out if you were a girl or a.... Manowar fan. ;) I'd agree with Lick about the Internet guy, it's so easy to talk the talk online, but actually walking the walk is a whole different s...

Its gives me a cold, disappointed feeling, you guys all need to man up! I pine for the days when British Men wouldn't dare show feelings or discuss relationships for fear of being labelled a 'homo'. Feelings are for the weak. :lol: I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR :lol: ME MAN, YOU WOMAN, WE SEX! ah wouldn't ...

Relationships ay? Well I'm not gonna bother giving advice on anything here because I'm pretty rubbish in that subject area! But unlike most here..I'm actually a fairly happy singleton. ... Ah to be young (well, younger) again! Funny thing is I know exactly what you're talking about, as I was one of...

Captain_Boris wrote:I started talking to a girl, she dumps her boyfriend coz he's a boring cunt.

That's quite impressive, I've never met someone so horrid they earn the title of cunt, but still manage to be boring!

Sorry to all the singles, but just celebrated my five year anniversary with my first ever girlfriend, and fingers crossed my last ever as well. We did long distance for over two and a half years, Sheffield to London and then Lancaster to the South Coast: that took real dedication, it was over five a...

stitches wrote:As i was bored, i thought i would update you all with my new photo taken for my band.

Can you feel... the love tonight?

DK was just as ace as Dibbs though. Don't get me started on DK, I'll rant to anyone who doesn't care to listen for HOURS about how damn sweet that game was. And in hindsight, just how METAL it was. What's could be more metal than a massive fat red demon, with a hoop earning, farting at everyone and...

Ah so many first timers! *rubs hands together with glee* You guys are all aware of the Bloodstock initiation ceromony every first timer has to go through right? You must stand on stage in front of everyone before the headliner act in nothing but a viking helment and leapord skin underwear and procla...

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Just cos im 6'2 and 20+ stone doesnt mean i want to eat you!!!

Ahh! *runs and hides from the big scary man*

Ha ha, I love the bit where he shoots the guy in the truck at point blank range with the machine gun and he just dissintagrates, legendary!

Might almost be worth a laugh.

The ratio of women to men on this forum seems to be getting loads better :lol: I remember when it was about 50 blokes + Lisa. Lol, I know what you mean! Damnit, I have to put my trousers on when I surf the forum now there are more members of the fairer sex here. :D Oh, and welcome to the forums Rav...

Twaddlefish wrote:

Jon wrote:

Twaddlefish wrote:
Smile Jon! Would you like a hug?

NOOOOOOO!!! That would ruin my grim atmosphere

The Ajax on the mantle piece and Hovis bread wrapper already did that.

Hovis, TROO BREAD OF METAL!!!