mentalist customers assuming that we're talking about them just because we resume our conversation as they're leaving the fitting room

I hate half term, it brings out the crazies.

today is finished, the rest of the week's gonna be a doddle then it's HOLIDAY TIME

I may buy myself a massive box of Thorntons tomorrow because they'll totally be reduced and I deserve it because I am the best girlfriend ever.

dug my old alarm clock out as I am phoneless, didn't realise it was an hour behind the real time so at 4.45 this morning it goes BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP me thinking it's 5.45 get out of bed, starts getting ready for work, turn internet box on, nope I have like an hour and of course I can't get back...

wow is it 2009 again already?

itt: personal tastes are totally objective.

I've been single for like... a year and a half, idgaf.

the flapjacks are so good!

the rest don't even exist.

I work with a higher concentration of lesbians than there are in my roller derby league :/

so my phone has been sent back, unfixed, and because it's got to be sent off to some place else, I can't carry on using the loan phone which means I am totally phoneless and it is shit.

Nantha wrote:

Finnvitka wrote:I too shall be at work, and then at derby where I'll probably get more ass than anyone

Is it actually true that everyone who goes to roller derby is a raging lesbian?

I personally know, out of our entire league of around 70 people, there's like two lesbians.

so, no.

I too shall be at work, and then at derby where I'll probably get more ass than anyone

I cannot even with Gary Oldman he's just so wonderful and perfect.

Meryl Thatcher Trophy Snatcher

thank you, and to James and Fjar <3