£30 tip last night, despite the kitchen completely fucking shit up

I wouldn't trust myself to carry a knife. I hold the point of a key in between my knuckles if I ever walk through a proper sketchy area. I figure that's pretty solid for defending myself, but I'm not going to get carried away and accidentally kill someone :lol: Yeah, the ol' keyfist gives me some s...

I would rather like Newcastle to go down, if I'll be honest.

I hope they get arse raped in prison. Two teenagers who shaved off a sleeping schoolgirl's eyebrows and hair at a house party have been detained. The 16-year-old victim, who cannot be named due to her age, discovered long strands of her hair on the floor when she woke up. Aiden Kendrick and Ryan Ke...

Greg Clark in Tunbridge Wells (top bloke, btw) and Ian Murray for Edinburgh South who has the only labour seat in Scotland.

Gandalf the Red wrote:If you go round vandalising any property you should get a prison sentence. Touch any war memorials then it should be a stint in Afghanistan.

It was just a few twats with a spray can, I don't like how people are tarring every one of the protesters with the same brush.

Latex does absolutely nothing for me. Just seems kinda pointless.

People need to chill about the election result now. It's gone, it's happened, it's in the past now. What needs to happen is a loud call for vote reform to move away from FPTP and towards something that's better for the UK that still gives Scotland a fair voice. If people are opposed to a Tory govern...

On a different note does anyone else ever feel like it's almost impossible to become attached to the idea of someone/a partner? As much as I feel like I try there almost seems to be some kind of disconnection that happens in my brain which seems to render me unable to become besotted with a potenti...

Do we blame the fool or those who lead the fools? I'm half surprised Bennett hasn't resigned; personally thought she performed the worst as a leader (even Clegg performed better even though he was heading a damaged party). In the face of what is evidently a right leaning electorate she didn't make ...

I was hoping for a girl and that you'd call it Miriam or something. Go for Boneduster instead.

Congrats Will and Nikki

Danroush wrote:

Fjar wrote:Hope the exit poll is wrong.

This. Also jesus christ that's embarrassingly low for Lib Dem, a party who's vote share last time would give them well over 100 seats in a PR system.

Good, tbh. This is their comeuppance for what happened in 2010.

Very close to voting SNP. Went Red instead.

Werkin' it on set