I seem to have grown decent-size norks.

A nice text.

It has all become so clear now, the saturday night headliner will not be a band but instead Danroush and VirginInvader having a fight. Yeah, and Graeme would of course win because obviously someone that acts like the tough guy always turns out to be good at fighting and is never just putting up a f...

Bam, there it is!

There is the distinct possibility that those you refer to are indeed getting laid, plentiful, but have not mentioned it at all? I said "some" for a reason, and as Holly constantly moans about not getting any, and Azubi even said he isn't, the possibility is fairly small :yes: Maybe I have...

Sounds like my kinda woman.

You both look like such motherfuckin' bosses. Ace.

Maybe all the forum females are Dan on alt. accounts.



Oh shi-

You need a slap and a hug pretty much simultaneously. A slug, if you will.

Seriously though, don't bloody worry pet.

Mother's day tomorrow and i just spent my last remaining shopping day, fucking. I am so doomed :| You're not the only bird with an apparently raging libido, nor are you the only individual on this forum who has sex. Welcome to the internet, we do not care. Perhaps I'm being a bit blunt, but I don't...

smash dat poon

unf unfunff

(But seriously, best of luck man. Worst that could happen? She says no. That's it basically.)

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On the topic of tits. Mine have grown. I have a feeling I'm on that awkward B/C fence now. a C'd probably be just that bit big, but a B's a bit..tight. Argh.

Works out to be like, nearly 60 fucking quid.

WHERE CAN I ACQUIRE THEM.