My local. Boss little place!

You'll need to come to Birkenhead if you want that. There was a stabbing last night, no less!

Aye its like what would be the outcome if King, Spielberg and John Carpenter had an orgy. With a splash of Silent Hill and some bad ass synth thrown in because why the fuck not. �

Stranger Things is damn good.

There's a level 470 Porygon across the road on a gym, like wot.

Midnight stroll with my housemate grabbing some 'stops and 'mons, happen across 3 guys in the park also doing the same and discuss owning the gyms on the park. What a time to be alive.

Won lots of money on the football yesterday, spent lots of money today on fine rum and whisky. No rugrats.

When I had mine I freaked the fuck out as well. What ensued was a 3 hour battle of trying to corner the fucker until finally it ran under my sofa, and I accidentally broke its neck with a bin. I didn't mean for it to end like that I swear. D:

Turbo wrote:Oh well, suppose I am fortunate that I am not the type of creep that sends dick pix.

Pity, that.

Who?

Finale of Peaky Blinders was brilliant. Roll on the next season! Outcast pilot was interesting. Will see where it goes over the next few EPs.

Her face pisses me off so much.

That new Alan partridge show on Atlantic last night was fucking brilliant.

Balerion shat on my window ledge. Nice one dickhead.

Hold the door, I'll go grab one.