Kids?

Sod that. I don't like them and besides, I can't even look after myself.

Look, I know we the Internets love cat videos but I fear the end has come. Cats the world over are taking the cheezburgers they demand and say NO MORE to their unwilling party to YouTube's massive success.

If the bottom five weren't so shit I'd be getting worried now. Odemwonga can't keep his gob shut and now Popov's gobbing at players. We couldn't buy a point at the moment and if not for our good start we'd be right in the shit.

Jordan Rhodes gets his 99th and 100th career league goals as we marched on, the team looks a lot tougher to beat and hopefully we can now kick on and march up the table for a late play-off push. Rhodes is phenomenal though, he seems to take every chance he gets! Just a few days ago you were slaggin...

Odemwingie needs to have a word with himself.

He's let a lot of people down in the last seven days and last night especially.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuS_Q0RrD1U

Bird crashes into cyclist.

FUCKING BUS DRIVERS.

Thinking of involving the police now.

Was going to do the Tour de 'Nock this morning. Thirty mile sportive around Cannock Chase. The lad who got me interested in it had bike trouble so I offered to lend him my BSO. He's shorter than me but after a trial ride said my bike was too small for him to ride comfortably for any distance. So he ...

I've played Funeralopolis on it, so there you go.

Noodle wrote:Which project would you like to be on?

All of the things. Except anything involving Formby or Starland Vocal Band.

Do you want a uke player? Mine sounds lovely plugged in with overdrive.

Bugger. Villa won.

No idea what you lot are on about, I just miss the silent company.

Damp has now spread more into living room. Touched one part of the wall where the chimney was and my hand came away wet. Contractors coming Friday afternoon pending weather. Setting my anxiety off as my head is convincing me I'll be told I'll have to find somewhere else to live within the month or ...

Also I think having a second job bumps up your car insurance.