Blast Tyrant arrived today.

Time to accept I'm not going to finish this work before midnight if I try to, which means I'll do it tomorrow*. And not now.

* Hopefully.

This bastarding essay, in which I'm effectively supposed to be telling them what a good job they've done this year and how much I've learnt.

Shpongle, as they invariably do.

ooh. well trouble is i don't know which polling station is mine, I'm guessing it won't be the uni this year as I don't live on campus any more. I think I'm on the list, a man came round a few months ago saying he was taking names for the electoral register. There's a man going around taking names? ...

Cookie_ wrote:Guess who passed her driving test today on the first attempt?!?!?!

Congrats!

Time for me to evacuate the internet for a bit until people calm down.

jackcake wrote:"So...Osama is dead? Amazing what the Americans can achieve when the playstation network is down..."

Also;

keera_envenomed wrote:Shockwave not crashing in Google Chrome every 8 seconds

Too late, I'm stuck in Firefox now.

Clearing 75gb of temp files.

Fjar wrote:My student loan has always been put into my bank account on thr first day of term, always. So why is everyone else getting it early? :(

Mine came in a few days ago.

Someone being interviewed on the news just then saying it's unique of Britain to have a royal family.

You dim-witted fuck.

A friend's Facebook status; "‎'QILF' is not a term I needed to see today."