I was never keen on real haggis, but my parents are bloody obsessed with the vegetarian stuff, and after finally reluctantly trying it it turns out that is actually pretty nice.

I can't be the only one who keeps reading it as Naomi Rapeface, surely.

Shiny new hair, and having a hairdresser who a few minutes after I'd sat down (expecting the usual awkward questions about my job and uni) was already telling me how she'd managed to get into her ex's Hotmail account and find out that he's now seeing someone 'a bit fat'. I like that woman. I'm almo...

Shiny new hair, and having a hairdresser who a few minutes after I'd sat down (expecting the usual awkward questions about my job and uni) was already telling me how she'd managed to get into her ex's Hotmail account and find out that he's now seeing someone 'a bit fat'. I like that woman.

Postman singing at the top of his voice as he approached our door. Scared the shit out of me.

I love being 'that' person :lol: I'm always that person. :lol: See i always let everyone else order their drinks first so i can base what i order on what they get. I feel a bit like a drunkard if im the only guy to get alcohol with my meal :lol: I did the same and was last to order. Then decided fu...

She's gorgeous; I was disgustingly jealous of her. I'm glad she died. (I think.)

I wouldn't say so. I think it's similar to tobacco smokers knowing it's not good for them physically but they're clearly more accepting of it than those who don't use it. I don't think I've known someone who thinks green has no negative effects. I've spoken to a few people who seemed convinced it d...

Ohohoho, you can't beat being the only one drinking at a meal with your friends. Especially when you're starving and they take hours making the food, by which point you're pretty much off your tits. I did apparently at least provide them with entertainment after accidentally pouring the whole thing ...

Just finishing Night by Elie Wiesel. Incredible but painful reading.

10ish. Nobody gets me out before my Chinese on a Friday.

Oh God, I love Megadeth but even I find A Tout le Monde (or at least, the French bit ) pretty unbearable.

Tattoo booked.

Fibbly wrote:I get more northern when I am angry and pissed. And if I am both it's even worse.

This. And from spending too much time at work my small talk tends to slip into the plastic scouse accent of the chavvy folk around here. ''IYAAA, Y'ALRIGHT?'

Ahh, thank you. Better dig out the old map then.