Well.. I went Manchester on Friday, before we moved onto a metal club we went into the village to meet our mate and his girlfriend that we hadn't met before, and she was out with 3 mates that were visiting for the weekend from Scotland. Ended up staying in the village with them all, got hammered an...

Joe. Become a stand up comedian. I'm a decade and a half too late. People don't let you get fall over drunk and smoke on stage any more. They do in America. However in American if a word has more then 3 syllables you need to give them an explanation of what it means. Edit: Fixed, somewhat ironic sp...

Old people. Always with the same stupid look on their decaying, near death face. Like you have just replaced their piss bag with razor wire. The ones that barge their way onto a train, when people are trying to get off. Protip: It is easier to get on a full train, when people have got off it. Often ...

Metal_saddle wrote:on tonights menu fat chicks on rice, in toliet duck garnish nom

Meh, sure I have tasted worse. WMMHT? Currently on the train to see the girlfriend, charging my phone and on the free WiFi. Ohyes!

NeglectedField wrote:Can everyone shut the fuck up about Skyrim, whatever the fuck that is?

Sounds like a date rape drug to me.

Meant to get up at 8:30.... woke up two hours late. Fucksticks.

Well this is really nice.

Well that was an interesting 24 hours.

peypea wrote:But what if they introduce one for the pooper?

Then God helps us all! I imagine insertion and removal of a pooper version wouldn't be too great.

thehairyone wrote:Can you imagine the Apple Hipster vs. WBC in a fight outside the funeral? All the squeaks will have bats falling out of the sky in a five kilometer radius!

Post of the year!

*Brohug Josh*

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Is it who I think it is? I thought they broke ups a bit ago? Or am I being a spaz?



Anyway, I think I'm getting cobwebs.

I think I have sealed back up somehow.

So apparently a picture of Dappy has leaked online, he is wearing only a baseball cap and sunglasses. Dear lord

I picked up a spicy chicken pastie, instead of the steak one for my lunch today.

Fucking called it. You're in there Jack. :lol: Nah. It's a guy I see pretty regularly, but... Awkward and not sure if want. Confuuusion. I'm just going to try forget about it until it all goes away. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_X5n9PEej9yI/S73MPFJc6mI/AAAAAAAAACU/teXFKJIvOqg/s1600/bender.jpg :lol: :lol:

Immort_Reaper wrote:I am a sad Josh.

Sup mate? *manhug*