Why is everyone assuming that the blood came out of the arse or vagina?

Finnvitka wrote:

isabiggles wrote:It looked better when it was pink imo. Black hair is for emos and people with naturally black hair.

and also it's not black.

Wtf is it then...

Dear Spotify,

I do not give a fuck about who killed Dion, the little shit probably had it coming. Please desist from repeating the same advert over and over again.

Yours sincerely,

Will

It looked better when it was pink imo. Black hair is for emos and people with naturally black hair.

Some guys in my class were taking the piss out of this geeky kid in the middle of the lesson and he just turned around and said (in these exact words): "Yes, well I would insult your mother but she's actually rather lovely". Then he casually turned back towards the front. Absolute class. ...

Some guys in my class were taking the piss out of this geeky kid in the middle of the lesson and he just turned around and said (in these exact words): "Yes, well I would insult your mother but she's actually rather lovely". Then he casually turned back towards the front. Absolute class.

I no longer feel completely depressed. I had a great guitar lesson today and i've spent most of tonight guitaring, writing and singing some ska and generally feeling optimistic about it all. I think leaving the band was probably a good idea actually.

We can recall how Britain and her leaders stood against a Nazi tyranny that wished to eradicate God from society and denied our common humanity (gays not included) to many, especially the Jews (just kidding). That's pretty fucking rich considering the actions of the Catholic Church during WWII Fixe...

:ugh: :ugh: :ugh: the guitarist in my band that just split up just asked if i'd like to play bass in his new band. It'd be the same place (so about an hour and a half each way) but i'm really stuck over it. They're a fair bit older than me and I probably wouldn't be able to have the same commitment ...

I don't know if my mum eats food. There was a good 16 years were I was fairly sure my mum lived on burnt toast (She apparently likes it that way), digestives and coffee alone. I mean... I don't think i've ever actually seen my mum eat any food except when we eat together. Not even like a snack. It'...

We eat together like once a week when there's a roast/takeway deal going on but mostly it's just me, my brother and my sister eating and then my dad will come home later and eat the leftovers. I don't know if my mum eats food.

I didn't want to be surrounded by girls for seven years of my life. :ugh: I'd kill for that. Girls and HORSES, Will. ;) I just spent about thirty seconds imagining myself bursting into a classroom on a horse with a suit of armour on and doing tons of crotch thrusts. I stopped fantasising afterwards...

Fjar wrote:I didn't want to be surrounded by girls for seven years of my life.

I'd kill for that.

Turbo wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11317441

Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing the pope's aide when he came to England. Gaaah.

UFC undisputed, submissions.... how the shit do they work :? Basically... obviously there's the submission offence/defence skills which determine how good your fighter is at those things but in a fight the stamina also makes a huge difference. If you're low on stamina you can be submitted easily an...