I've only stayed late about twice because people were like "Oh, I have goofed, I need this info before the end of the day and it's now 3pm". They were generally grateful but I'm not gonna go out of my way, no one really gives a shit otherwise. Apparently it's a thing in either Japan or so...

Paid to have the car washed last week because it badly needed and I can't be arsed doing it myself.

A seagull with diarrhoea shat all over it the following day. FML.

Today (sunday 24th) I am now a 30 year old man.

My mates gave my 20s an amazing send off. I love them all.

Work's Annual Salary Review is in! :D Works out as an extra £16.49 a month. :D Half of it's going on my council tax, but I won't spend the rest all at once. :lol: :yes: I'm not going to complain as I wasn't expecting it but I do wish the management hadn't made a big thing on increasing our wages...

Jobdone wrote:It's a cob

It's a batch

*ragequits*

There's a lot of vegans in the roller derby world. I once caused a massive stir at an event by having a white bread ham sandwich.

People with crohn's are supposed to avoid brown bread entirely but that's not the point apparently.

I think I have a tapeworm such has been my hunger for the last few days.

Bisset wrote: nothing can change the fact it's shit but you have everyone here (even Joe!), you're awesome so never forget that.

I echo this!

It would never occur to me to pay anything other than the cost as presumably they're making a profit whenever they tattoo someone. :/

Turbo wrote:...and you didn't use the "I just want to borrow your bum for a wank" speech?


Pete, these are just missed opportunities of greatness. Learn from me.



Being single is mint

She started to cry about it so I just shuffled awkwardly on my feet tbh

Had three dates with a girl, thought it was going somewhere but no, just had the "not over the ex" speech.

FFS.

Our roller derby team had the biggest scalp yesterday - we beat one of the longest established men's team in the country. So proud of us all.

It would have been our friends birthday yesterday too - we did it for her.

That's ace

Another one of those shifts which fall somewhere between the worst and most hilarious days of my life. 14 hours of sheer, non-stop chaos. All I remember is spending quite a lot of it running away from someone trying to punch me and screaming that I'm a "fucking black cunt" (who some rando...

Darkweasel wrote:Really sorry to hear about your friend, Pete.
21? Ffs.

Cheers dude.