If I win that much I'm doing my own metalfest.

I think there's three Darwin Awards books now. Good entertainment anyway. Also makes me feel so much more intelligent by comparison.
BTW Check out the Strange Deaths section in the Fortean Times. Always a few good 'uns in there.

Level 5 : Wrathful and Gloomy.

Now I'm depressed.

Exactly how I feel about Valentines Day. I plan to spend today setting fire to teddy bears.

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There was an article in this month's Fortean Times about the Scandinavian ancestors of Santa. At least one of them didn't give naughty children coal, he cracked their skull open and ate their brains. Let's see that in a coke advert.

Has anyone seen the Whole Lotta Metal show? They're playing down here in February and I might go.

Amazing how many people just did not get the point. Tempting to mock Americans at this point but then I remember some of the homegrown buffoons I've run into.

There's a bloke made it his life's mission to make the guys that send these e-mails suffer. If I can find the site I'll post the link.

Here we go:
http://www.419eater.com/

We had one poor sod at my school who managed to annoy every single alpha-male in the year. He got thrown down stairs a few times. Then one winter they rolled a three foot tall snowball and tried to crush him with it.
Anyone who tells you kids are innocent is a deluded cretin.

Stitching some patches onto my jacket the other day when I heard a familiar sounding riff on the TV looked up and it turns out Ribena are using 'Lipstick and Leather' in their "Sponsors CD:UK" bit. The Y&T revival has started at last!