This stuff is batshit mental...



I'm not sure why Mad Hatter decided to release a beer that tastes like Pickled Onion Monster Munch...but they did...and I like it.

Useless cunt of a housemate moved out without leaving the keys, without giving me money for his share of the council tax, without cleaning his room or cupboards and with burn marks all over the carpet. :yes: Invite him to move back in...just so you can throw his ass out in the style of Uncle Phil. ...

Nantha wrote:My sister got me a £200 tool set for £35.
And my boyfriend is moving in to my house tomorrow
#grownupstuff

Uh-huh-huh-huh! TOOL!

Fucking Facebook? Is that like the new Craigslist?

keera_envenomed wrote:Apparently there is a reasonably cheap sushi restaurant near the V&A that gives you free green tea! That has just made my London trip slightly more epic.

Sushi-FOOOO!!!

Forum-uh-returnings-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've heard they're planning a sequel, set in Jamaica, called When Homeward A Girl Walks Alone At Night.

My proxy for Netflix have launched a premium service. This would explain the massive slowdowns recently when using it. I say "Hola!" Netflix Mehico, he say: Esta página ha sido bloqueada por una política de seguridad que prohibe el acceso CATEGORY: Enhanced_Streaming_Media REASON: BY_PRE_...

I saw some of that when I went to the Imperial War Museum North on a visit to Manchester.

...I also saw a 3D-printed bust of Bez from the Happy Mondays at The Museum of Science and Industry.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... ch-7872607

Now drinking Ninja Bread Man by the Summer Wine Brewing Co.



It's very good...and hides its 8.5% ABV well - like a ninja.

I think everyone needs to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson officiate a wedding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-B7UJtvlLM :( I was expecting him to say "By the power invested in The Rock by the State Of California I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may lay the smackdown on those...

Swordfish and chips, cooked in proper beef tallow.

***BABY TALK WARNING ALERT*** In a week and a half, Alex has gone from High Dependency ICU to Low Dependency ICU, come off antibiotics, come off oxygen, moved from incubator to cot, taken off ECG, Sats and breathing monitor and taken off his heated mattress. He now needs to get the hang of breastfe...

The older guys I work for are all raging boozers too, but weirdly the younger roadies, arent so much, mostly just fucking nerds these days. Things have changed a lot. Nerds eh? Do you think they'd still be able to beat sweet shop owners to death with their own shoes? If not, what are they gonna do ...

I'm not fond of self-service checkouts, but at least they gave us one of the most amusing utterances to use after farting and unexpectedly follow through: "Unexpected item in the bagging area!"