Break a finger to get a rush of adrenaline.

Poch dropped Alli for Jansen. Good to see he's continuing his "Play well and train well and you get in" model for making the team, though I don't usually like Kane dropping back into that in the hole role.

Picked him in my fantasy team for a reason, the guy never relied on pace or owt, he was just class.

Wait assless chaps aren't part of your normal work uniform?


WMMLT: The constant comments about my tan in work. I forget that I'm usually deathly basement dweller pale so this is a novelty.

Turbo wrote:Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date.

Aw yeah booiiiiii

Also met caits family on the saturday which I thought would be weird and intense but instead was just getting wasted in their backgarden watching the kids have a cage fight on the trampoline. Top keks.

Aw shit boiz gonna rekt it.

By which I mean make a semi functional team, freak out, wildcard in week 3 and drift to midtable.

TV in general is pretty shit, tbh. Before Robot Wars started I hadn't properly watched TV in a long time, just Netflix, NowTV and Youtube. Even Robot Wars I just watch on BBC iPlayer. :lol: You've pretty much summed up why I've not bothered to get a TV, nor is it missed. Everything I want is availa...

Too late I'm in wallasey and it all seems chill

I've been in Liverpool for 15 minutes and none of my organs have been perforated with a sharpened toothbrush. Nailed it.

im on a 970 atm which is doing perfect in everything I play, so it wouldn't even be a great upgrade, it's just so shiny and I want it

No, people are fully aware of what a danger extremist muslims are, that's not crazy. It's a nuanced issue that doesn't have an easy answer one way or the other, and it's hard to start dialogue about it because people on both sides of the argument being heard have the most extreme and loudest opinion...

I'm currently balancing up the need to save to move out and how fucking shiny one of those 1080s would make my games.

I mean what is 600 quid really

Turbo wrote: Not happened since either, and most importantly I made a full recovery!

Oh, so you've always been like this?

Gas leak would've made more sense...


jk bbz luv u 5ever

I'm interested in the shitshow it could become, but not the actual sports.

I'm waiting to see how many kidnaps, robbings, and events cancelled because of illness there are.

https://www.reddit.com/r/apocalympics2016/