Now do I finish off this bottle of rum on my desk and not be hungover tomorrow, or do I just fuck tomorrow off entirely. SUBMIT YOUR VOTES NOW.

Flatmate goes for at least 3 showers a day it seems, each for half an hour at a time, I need to piss god dammit!

Really you should make sure you do your business before you go on a night drinking... Wouldn't want to gamble on that!

Haha just seems to be happening a lot lately in my life in general. I dunno why, I'm a pretty chilled person and I don't think I come across as any way intimidating... I would rather just take it on the chin and get on with it than be left in the dark.

Grr. Met a girl on the train about 3/4 weeks ago and got chatting, scheduled a date, she cancelled that, we rescheduled, I check she's still up for it, no reply, no reply the next day either, check up with her today and she's flat out refusing to talk to me it seems. I totally don't understand it, ...

Grr. Met a girl on the train about 3/4 weeks ago and got chatting, scheduled a date, she cancelled that, we rescheduled, I check she's still up for it, no reply, no reply the next day either, check up with her today and she's flat out refusing to talk to me it seems. I totally don't understand it, s...

Breaking Bad seasons 1 and 2 didn't even last me the weekend, I NEED MORE

A mate of mine hides tissue paper in his sock on a night out incase he needs to go for a shit

Trying to design a business card and get it sent to print before the end of the day and can't seem to get it right at all :@ applied for 20+ jobs alone on Thursday and heard off 2. Got to sort out where I'm living for the week of our final exhibition since my lease runs out on friday... The real wor...

Good job these are unwritten rules then really no one is here to judge you...

There's definitely a strict code of un-written rules regarding urinal etiquette, ie, eyes straight ahead or up, try and make sure there's a gap of at least 1 urinal between users etc Which is why it's easier to just use a cubicle :P One of the sub-clauses of these un-written rules is that if you us...

There's definitely a strict code of un-written rules regarding urinal etiquette, ie, eyes straight ahead or up, try and make sure there's a gap of at least 1 urinal between users etc

I remember walking to the toilets at the Old Boot in Chester to find a very drunk old man at a urinal with his pants round his ankles baring his arse to anyone trying to get to toilet. Disturbing yet hilarious.

Just bought Breaking Bad seasons 1 and 2. I am waving goodbye to the next week or so.

These are questions for wise men with skinny arms.