I seem to have overdone it on the surfing, going by how poached my eyes feel and my buttcheeks having gone to sleep.

You may have heard of this already but:
The infamous Wrestling Sleaze List
Being a collection of scurrilous gossip, most likely base slander - except for the stuff that isn't. Includes a selection of real life punchups and more stories about blowjobs than I care to think about.

This:
http://youtu.be/Qfgbt1bo5g0
SFW but not nice.

WorMzy wrote:Some people are just hilariously stupid.

And if they weren't the Internet would be a smaller, sadder place.

I have a lump of hurtyness on my tongue. Not enjoying the experience.

Is it just me or has the board been a tad glitchy today?

Just watched: Mongolian Death Worm. According to Mongolian Folklore there is supposedly a large, highly toxic worm living under the sands of the Mongolian Deserts. Guess what a US Oil Company manages to piss off with their drilling? Considering it's made on a shoestring - the entire cast could be sq...

Found this on B3ta My mate, Bob, was stood outside a London hostelry one evening when who should walk by on the other side of the street, if not the legend that is Brian Blessed? Bob, being a bit of a lad, shouts "Gordon's Alive" at the top of his voice, just as Brian disappears around the...

I have no idea what to get my little nieces for Christmas.

Managed to achieve sod all today. In the morning I was firefighting and by the afternoon my motivation had spiralled into the ground wrapped in fire and smoke so I just CBA.

I seem to have spent the morning bouncing from one situation to another.

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:My essay is so gash I could put my penis in it.

I remain confused. Is that good or bad?

Ok CZW, so whose bright idea was
This?
NSFW or for the squeamish.

I have Monday and Tuesday off and a plumber booked.

This news story:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3954872/Burglars-callous-letter-br-blames-victims-for-raid.html
In my perfect world, we'd then give up on any attempt to rehabilitate the little shit and smash his skull with a large hammer.