NOT getting G`n R -" chinese thingy" OR AC/DC - "Average Ice " for crimbo I sware some people think that you can only get CD`s from Asda

Gettting home from spending x-mas day at the inlaws only to find one of my fackin dogs had shat all over the living room carpet !!! AND i got the little shit a squeeky ball for christmas ! ungreatfull bugger !

My fuckin wife !!!!!

Ha , actually it was me AND the dog fighting for the hand !

My dog , Binkley , just bit the postman , Stupid caaant shouldn`t have stuck his hand through the letter box and now the kitten is drinkin my cider ! Pets . You gotta love em

The ole productive juices are flowing , written 2 more new songs

SHIT ! FUCK ! just woke up and realised that in a drunken stupor last night i shaved my sodding hair off !!! TWAT !

Dansiferum wrote:The lesbian just left, hope she doesnt fucking come back ¬,¬

Wish i hd one

Woke up to news of Priest, Megadeth and Testament touring AND had a great time watching Chas and Dave last night at the 100 club , London

Bloody country licensing laws ! Cant get a beer till 10 AM ! What sort of medievil law is that ? give me the 24/7 offee in Hackney any day .

DIY. Had a go at putting up a shelf. Ten minutes-and one sideslipping drill- later I'm staring at a hole in the wall you could put a baby's fist in. And to add injury to insult, when I sat down I sat on a stray screw that may or may not have been rusty. Ha ! Im shit at DIY , i leave it to the missu...

Because of having to pull rehersals , im here in Bristol so i get to spend time with my boy

Had to pull the first rehersal with the new band , bollox , i spose thats what happens when everyone lives in different corners of the country

Left my flat in East London @ 11:15 AM - got to fuckin weston super mare @ 6 PM

Finally recieved my limited edition Motorhead hoodie from the states only to find that the U.S. idea of extra Large is in fact more like a fookin small !!!!
Odd considering the're such a bunch of fat bastards ,they must all be living in denial