Nah just your good old fashioned uneducated simpleton types. I really don't think people with an IQ this low should be allowed a say in the future governance of a G8 country

Listening to the drooling mouth breathers at work talking about the election. This could be a long day

I've realised that even if I had been planning to vote tomorrow, I won't be able to anyway. Polling station is open 7 till 10, and I leave for work before 7 and won't be back until after 10

Got my Swedish money sorted today. Just a few weeks to go!

In the Boston Music Room though? On a Thursday? I reckon someone just fancies an early night

What the hell kind of gig has doors at 6 on a Thursday? Unless you're unemployed or work round the corner from the venue, you're literally fucked.

Finding out Attic are in London on Thursday. They're supporting Arcturus unfortunately, which means a) it's dead expensive, b) I have to go to an Arcturus show and c) I'll probably have to go by myself, but it should still be pure. Fucking hell that's a stupid pairing. Actually I just remembered yo...

Finding out Attic are in London on Thursday. They're supporting Arcturus unfortunately, which means a) it's dead expensive, b) I have to go to an Arcturus show and c) I'll probably have to go by myself, but it should still be pure.

While we're on the topic, if anyone has a spare ticket they don't want paying for I'll gladly take it. I'm struggling to get guestlisted as everyone knows I'll just watch Necrophobic and leave

Bunch of shit extreme metal bands playing. Whole place is gonna be crawling with dudes with beards and loose jeans for the weekend. I'll be decamping to Soho I reckon

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Never trust a man who doesn't have a piss stream strong enough to wash away his shit streaks

I don't trust a man who marks his territory so weakly that it can be washed away by mere piss. Must be some kind of vegetarian ladyboy with weak liquidy turds like.

I figure if you ever fancy a beer you'll know where to find me, so actually bothering to text you is largely redundant.

Moonburp wrote:CHAMPIONES etc

Fuck off, no one cares. Watch real football

Why would you when there are women around to do it for you?

I'd have invited you for pynts, but I've pretty much given it up as a lost cause